Annoying neighbours - how can I annoy them back?’

[Switchnow]

Semi-lighthearted.

I have smelly and annoying neighbours. Not horrible people, just gross. Four litters of puppies ‘by accident’ dog shit all over the garden, home overcrowded with adult and near adult kids plus their kid, only one adult goes out to work so it’s noisy all day and currently blaring out awful music and drunkenly and loudly blathering in the garden. Can’t even sit out there, it smells and it’s just not nice.

AIBU to think of ways to give them a taste of their own medicine, lawnmower at 7am, get loads of parcels delivered to their address, barbecue fish at all times of the day?

Classical music good but "that's the fing from the chocolate advert innit".

Religious music - Hymns and psalms - good old old testament stuff.

On the other side an Azan clock - plays the Muslim call to.prsyet at the appropriate times.
On and if you do this, you could wear a jilbab, when they are out in the garden. Don't forget that hate crimes are hate based on the haters assumption. Even if you are not a card carrying Muslim, if they "think" you are, and abuse you on that basis you've got them.

If they're breeding the puppies and selling them they're in breach of Lucy's Law. Report them.