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Random childhood stuff you have no explanation for.

307 replies

Wheelchairbarbie · 24/07/2026 18:15

This can be either something that a lot of us will remember like "where did white dog poo go", or something specific that happened that you can't explain.

Maybe we can also all explain each others wired stuff!

I'll start. How come most people I know remember that now and then a random dog would get into the school playground and just run around and everyone would get excited and run to the windows? Where did these random dogs come from, were there just more strays back then?

My kids haven't experienced this at all.

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SummerSummerSummertime · 28/07/2026 04:47

Aintgointogoa · 28/07/2026 02:35

I came on here to say exactly that @earlyshirley ....this magic power also extended to hills occasionally. And no, I can't do it any more either 🥲

Omg same!

sashh · 28/07/2026 04:57

3luckystars · 25/07/2026 19:35

I’m also going to say this one, but I brought it up in a group a few years ago and nobody remembers, they were looking at me like I made it up.

There were men in the cities in Ireland that used to have little tiny monkeys, dressed in clothes and you had to pay to get your photograph taken with them.
My dad would not let us near them and I always wanted to see the little monkeys. Nobody else seems to remember these. Does anyone have such a photo and did it even exist in the UK?

My parents had a picture of me taken at Scarborough with a monkey on my shoulder. So they were not just in Ireland.

Lincslady53 · 28/07/2026 06:45

Wheelchairbarbie · 24/07/2026 18:15

This can be either something that a lot of us will remember like "where did white dog poo go", or something specific that happened that you can't explain.

Maybe we can also all explain each others wired stuff!

I'll start. How come most people I know remember that now and then a random dog would get into the school playground and just run around and everyone would get excited and run to the windows? Where did these random dogs come from, were there just more strays back then?

My kids haven't experienced this at all.

A lot of dogs used to just run free like cats do. I remember having to visit a store in a large estate in Coventry, back in the 80s for work. I hated this shop as there was always a large pack of dogs, all shapes and sizes, running round the area. Frank Skinner often talks about the dog they had when he was a child in West Brom. It basically used to come back to the house to sleep, and spend the days scavenging. It was a thing.

JesseDavisGonnaHangOnInThereNSoul · 28/07/2026 06:50

Just remembered seeing dogs stuck together by their bums.70s.

Lincslady53 · 28/07/2026 06:51

LittleGreenDuck · 24/07/2026 20:07

This takes me back to the depth of lockdown, when having run out of all other ideas, I sat my kids at the end of the driveway and got them to tally up the numbers of different coloured cars driving past. I think blue won.

Get the kids to play car snooker on long journeys. You have to spot cars by colour in the order you pot the balls in Snooker, so 15 red, then one each yellow, green, brown, blue pink and then black. You can add 21 white to finish on a long journey, or a white after every colour.

Lincslady53 · 28/07/2026 07:02

MyThreeWords · 25/07/2026 16:55

Rosehip Syrup
Virol
Lucozade as an actual form of medicine.

A spoonful of Andrews Liver Salts in a glass of water was a refreshing drink for us.

Lincslady53 · 28/07/2026 07:04

MyThreeWords · 25/07/2026 17:13

That reminds me of the drinking fountains there used to be in parks. And the shallow swimming/paddling pools.

Why didn't we all get typhoid/polio/etc from these? Parks were so much more in those days. And ours had a fearsome park keeper who basically hated children.

Edited

Before the polio drops, swimming and paddling pools were one of the main spreaders of the virus. If you watch the film about Ian Dury, and Andy Serkis, it covers it in it.

Lentilcakes · 28/07/2026 07:21

DeftGoldHedgehog · 24/07/2026 20:44

My DDs used to thump one another if they saw a yellow car 😅They still do it sometimes at age 21 and 17 (not if one of them is driving though!)

Mine too and they’re in their 20s!

Lentilcakes · 28/07/2026 07:23

QOD · 28/07/2026 02:59

Having Pervy men expose themselves
seriously, it happened a few times on the school playground, en route to or from and various times when out at dusk
my 27 yr old daughter and friends are equally fascinated/horrified as they’ve never been wanked at

Loads of wanking and flashers in the 80s!

Lentilcakes · 28/07/2026 07:34

@tobee
i do remember entertainers at parties but they were predominately at home, not in halls.

Lentilcakes · 28/07/2026 07:46

I don’t remember the dogs running free thing at all / l lived in quite a ‘naice’ area so maybe that’s why? Not many people I knew had dogs in the 70s/80s but the ones I did know, didn’t roam. Now they just get taken to the local shopping centre 🤦‍♀️ instead.

Elastics rhyme was ‘England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, inside, outside, inside, tread. Then the elastic would be put higher up after each round.

Also loads of ‘hand clap’ games - assume that still goes on.

Plus I had a ‘hopper’ thing which was a ring round your ankle and you’d circle your leg to make it turn, with a plastic wire thing coming out with a ball on the end and you’d have to skip over the wire! Never seen one since.

HauntingBillCrouse · 28/07/2026 07:55

I used to cycle miles with my brother. We'd go to an animal sanctuary at a nearby village and just wander in to pet the cats and dogs. No one seemed to mind! Sadly a bypass was built round our town, blocking our route to the village, so that stopped our fun.

A game I remember at school was 40-40. I think it was a bit like hide and seek, i cant really remember. Im a Cub leader and we play What's The Time Mr Wolf and Sleeping Lions with them. They love it.

The parties I went to all had the same magician as entertainment. I was surprised when my son (now 27) went to a party when he was about 5 and the same magician was there. I was even more surprised a couple of months ago when I saw the very same magician still performing! When I was a kid I thought he ( and all adults!) were so very very old!

Theycallmemellowyellowyellow · 28/07/2026 08:19

We didn’t have the packs of dogs but we did have a neighbourhood dog that would roam around. His owner just used to put him out for the day. Crazy when you think about it.

i remember the little red bugs we called them bloodsuckers.

I found a slug type creature once with colourful horns, I ran to get my friends and it was gone, none of my friends believed me.

Morelovelyandtemperate · 28/07/2026 08:19

MotherofPufflings · 24/07/2026 20:01

OMG that's triggered a memory! I think one summer I had a notebook and on our journey to our holiday I wrote down as many number plates as I could. I have no idea why 🤣

For holidays in France we had a map of France with each Département number on and we'd cross it off as we saw a car from each Département - indicated by the first two numbers on the number plate. Happy days.

Floatlikeafeather2 · 28/07/2026 08:37

earlyshirley · 28/07/2026 01:55

When I used to have the ability to fly down the stairs. I can’t do it any more. EXPLAIN THAT ONE SKEPTIKS!!

I was thinking of something similar this morning - the total fearlessness of throwing yourself off, over and down things and not having that adult kill-joy fear of what happens when you land. As someone who can now barely walk, the memory of it gives me real happiness. I often have dreams where I'm just running and running and jumping over any obstacle in my way. They're lovely. (I also get dreams where I'm running away from things and those are a different kettle of fish. 😊)

Theycallmemellowyellowyellow · 28/07/2026 08:58

This thread has unlocked a memory. In my parents photo album there is a photo of them with the monkeys on their shoulders. But for some reason I always thought that they were teddies.

They were tiny monkeys dressed in tiny clothes, I must find out if they were in fact real monkeys.

Wiseplumnet · 28/07/2026 09:06

Having our 13 year old neighbours daughter look after us during during school holidays when our Mum and Dad were at work. She spent most of her time hanging out with her 17 year old boyfriend,so we more or less did what we liked. It was the 1970s though.

Wiseplumnet · 28/07/2026 09:19

3luckystars · 25/07/2026 19:35

I’m also going to say this one, but I brought it up in a group a few years ago and nobody remembers, they were looking at me like I made it up.

There were men in the cities in Ireland that used to have little tiny monkeys, dressed in clothes and you had to pay to get your photograph taken with them.
My dad would not let us near them and I always wanted to see the little monkeys. Nobody else seems to remember these. Does anyone have such a photo and did it even exist in the UK?

I have a photo of myself aged about 18 months old taken with a monkey on my lap. I think it was taken in 'John Lewis' dept at Christmas. 1960s. Imagine that now!

PetulaGordeno · 28/07/2026 10:24

This shouldn’t have made me laugh, but it did.
Remove the misogyny and then read the rest.
Geoffrey jealous that the puppets had more fan mail.
Zippy and George getting it on.
Rod, Jane and Freddie in a love triangle.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16008143/Dark-Rainbow-squeaky-clean-kids-plagued-backstage-drama.html

The truth behind Rainbow: How the kids' show was plagued with drama

Beloved kids' show Rainbow appeared squeaky clean on the surface. 

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16008143/Dark-Rainbow-squeaky-clean-kids-plagued-backstage-drama.html

DysmalRadius · 28/07/2026 12:30

At brownies we used to play a game called 'ladders'. We'd sit on the floor in pairs with our legs outstretched and the soles of our shoes touching. Each pair would have a number and when it was called you'd have to run down the row in between everyone's shins, then round the outside back to your spot and whichever of the pair made it back first won.

I think it took about three small girls having their shin stepped on at speed before the game was banned, which just meant we played it in the playground instead, with no less devastating consequences IIRC!!

BeWarmKoala · 28/07/2026 13:05

Guide camp 1970 so I was 11, handed an axe to chop firewood. " Stand legs apart and if you miss you won't cut your leg"

NeedToKnow101 · 28/07/2026 15:04

earlyshirley · 28/07/2026 01:55

When I used to have the ability to fly down the stairs. I can’t do it any more. EXPLAIN THAT ONE SKEPTIKS!!

I had a magic carpet!

Allseeingallknowing · 28/07/2026 18:22

We had no stair carpet, and clattered down the stairs on tin trays!m

TheVelvetCell · 28/07/2026 18:35

Lentilcakes · 28/07/2026 07:46

I don’t remember the dogs running free thing at all / l lived in quite a ‘naice’ area so maybe that’s why? Not many people I knew had dogs in the 70s/80s but the ones I did know, didn’t roam. Now they just get taken to the local shopping centre 🤦‍♀️ instead.

Elastics rhyme was ‘England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, inside, outside, inside, tread. Then the elastic would be put higher up after each round.

Also loads of ‘hand clap’ games - assume that still goes on.

Plus I had a ‘hopper’ thing which was a ring round your ankle and you’d circle your leg to make it turn, with a plastic wire thing coming out with a ball on the end and you’d have to skip over the wire! Never seen one since.

Ooh I remember that elastics rhyme (although I recall the second line as inside, outside, inside, on). But the funny thing is my memory is from Australia.

MargaretThursday · 28/07/2026 18:50

TheVelvetCell · 28/07/2026 18:35

Ooh I remember that elastics rhyme (although I recall the second line as inside, outside, inside, on). But the funny thing is my memory is from Australia.

We sometimes said "inside, outside, inside, on" or "inside, outside, and on the British rails". NE England.