I actually went out last night for the first time in aaaages, so got to bed at 12.30.
5am, DD2 screaming. I went in and fed her, only for DD1 to wake up and start yelling for milk.
DD2 started drifting off, I got DD1 some milk, put her back to bed. "Stay a little bit mummy".
So I stayed and then when they both seemed like they were asleep, I snuck out.
My head had just touched the pillow when DD2 started crying again. She had filled her nappy. I got her up, brought her into my room, and start changing her only to hear DD1 howling "wheres mummy! wheres DD2 gone!"
At this point it was 6am so I gave up, brought them both into my bed and put cbeebies on. Then I fell asleep with DD2 for half an hour while DD1 watched Cbeebies and generally rearranged my room. Not my greatest parenting moment but there you are..
We are all now knackered!