The most annoying fucking thing in the world

[Freinddilemma]

I live with someone who puts the butter dish in the fridge?

Why the fuckbwiuld you do that?

Every morning without fail I have to piss around dragging cold hard lumps of butter around my toast.

We get through so much butter its not like its going to go off if left iut, we are not living in a tropical climate.

Really grinds my gears

I agree that it is wrong to keep the butter in the fridge, but if this has happened by accident, I have been known to peel thin slices off the butter with a potato peeler and lay them gently on the hot toast. They melt in no time.

I know its not a long term solution, and the his and hers butter dishes its probably the way to go, but it works in an emergency.

That's a great idea

My next door neighbour's VOICE!! Nice lady, good neighbour but her voice?! Wow. So unnecessarily loud and booming and the pitch is weirdly low, mixed up accent too. She spends most of her free time in the garden entertaining or talking on the phone and it just annoys me to a ridiculous level. Help!!!!

I love the fact that we're all nodding in agreement about the idea of a "hard butter emergency"!!

Ohhh I see you're all still
talking about butter. Apologies, I thought the thread was for other annoying things too.

What about Lurpak butter spread?

Lurpak spreadable isn’t too bad.

I don't mind whether the butter is in the fridge, out of the fridge or actually Lurpak spreadable, as long as it doesn't either melt into lurid goo or go rancid in the heat. We have had all of the variables in the past few weeks. I think, maybe in the fridge if the temperature is 34 degrees.

PMSL!

I buy Lurpack if it's on offer, but we use very little, so kind of wasted. It's spreadable, of course. Bought the Aldi or Lidl dupe once, but it went mouldy before we could use it all.

Stick them under the coffee cup for a couple of minutes, or in the hand / down your bra if one isn't available.
I will have spreadable butter for my scones one way or another.

I keep looking at this, but am a bit suspicious of it
https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/yukihara-stainless-steel-butter-knife

Oh my word!! thank you so much for this. I am buying this today for my husband's birthday in a few weeks. What a brilliant idea!

Its particularly infuriating when I want marmite with my toast. The point is to create a buttery yeasty puddle on the bread. Not have cold hard globs of butter drizzled with marmite.

Oh yes. Same here. I see that and I raise you banana skin and food packaging on the worktop above the bin

Sorry, don’t know where you are, but it bloody feels like we ARE living in a tropical climate.

Teenagers who put wet crumpled towels on top of dry towels on the towel rail EVERY DAY get on my bloody nerves.