You are being a bit extreme, but there are real issues. The providers should be legally required to have large numbers on the bikes, have speed restrictors and stronger fines/bans for rule breaking. Councils should have powers to remove abandoned rental e-bikes and issue penalties for obstruction.
Overall they're more negative than positive. It's a shame, but they're a pain.
There needs to be a policy review for private e-bikes too.
These are separate issues to cars, which obviously pose risks to pedestrians too.