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To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?

65 replies

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 19:32

Anyone agree?. He has a lovely smile when being interviewed after today’s match.

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Springbuck · 01/07/2026 20:32

I think it’s the heat, maybe have a lie down somewhere cool.

However, if you were to ask about Gareth Southgate ❤️❤️❤️

BotterMon · 01/07/2026 20:34

He reminds me of Riff Raff from TRHPS. Not enough meat (muscle) on his bones for me.

HoraceCope · 01/07/2026 20:35

I like him

DontBuyAnotherBook · 01/07/2026 20:38

CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

He reminds me of Richard O Brian in Rocky Horror Show. He must have a fiery temper though at half time.

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

NorthernDancer · 05/07/2026 09:49

When he was at Chelsea I always said he looked as if he should be smoking weed in a bus shelter - and nobody disagreed. However, I now find myself warming to him, so I'm with you OP.

Jude Bellingham on the other hand, is a magnificent specimen. Have him washed and brought to my tent immediately!

fannysyraunt · 05/07/2026 09:49

I actually know his (real life) girlfriend and she is very gorgeous and very lovely. I always thought he was punching, but perhaps I am missing something...

Owly11 · 05/07/2026 09:50

God no. Even if he leads England to win the World Cup that won't make him any more attractive. He is a strange mixture of being in a position of authority but behaving like he is weak. Very unattractive.

MissPrismsMistake · 05/07/2026 10:40

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

What??? Please tell, I don’t have the patience for podcasts.

Yes, Jude Bellingham is objectively beautiful; but that kind of perfection is … almost uninteresting.

MeBeforeYouNever · 05/07/2026 13:54

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

That’s hilarious. What did they say about it?

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RobertaFirmino · 05/07/2026 14:15

I'm footy mad and remember when he managed Chelsea. I thought he seemed like such a nice man back then. He bought his Filipino cleaner a house and paid for her son's medical care. He's just so sweetly spoken. Daniel Farke is much the same. Looks like a hitman but has such a lovely, calming voice.

Lifeisjustaballgame · 05/07/2026 14:20

I find him attractive too. He has gorgeous, smiley eyes.

Velumental · 05/07/2026 14:21

MrsPapillon · 01/07/2026 19:43

He looks like a thin German Greg Davies.

ETA: I quite fancy Greg Davies.

Edited

He does, he looks like gregg davies has been at the ozempuc

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 05/07/2026 20:55

Is this thread still going?

Keeps coming back from dead like Thomas Tuchel

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 06/07/2026 11:33

Just that there are people who find him attractive and some of you could be found on Mumsnet. It was an all male panel so they didn't share your appreciation of his aesthetic qualities.

Netcurtainnelly · 06/07/2026 11:38

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 19:41

GOOD CHRIST NO

The only germane word in your post is "strange".

He looks like a haunted reanimated mummy.

Blimey be kind. Wonder what he thinks of you.

keepswimming38 · 06/07/2026 11:45

Er…no😬

Terribleio · 06/07/2026 11:47

He could play with my formation any day of the week, even 2am on a Monday.

Lottapianos · 06/07/2026 11:53

'However, if you were to ask about Gareth Southgate ❤️❤️❤️'

Yes, I agree. Gosh he used to look really good in his waistcoat and tie on the sidelines, looking like he was about to collapse from anxiety 😁

I love a beard 😍

totootwo · 06/07/2026 12:43

What's with all these unusual crush threads haha you like who you like? Someone for everyone and all that. Like the EH thread, both have managed to become fathers. So clearly someone likes them? I'm also definitely an odd choice/not conventionally attractive. Never stopped me!

DontBuyAnotherBook · 06/07/2026 13:00

totootwo · 06/07/2026 12:43

What's with all these unusual crush threads haha you like who you like? Someone for everyone and all that. Like the EH thread, both have managed to become fathers. So clearly someone likes them? I'm also definitely an odd choice/not conventionally attractive. Never stopped me!

I can see why Haaland is a dad. He is very tall......

BehindIt · Today 10:53

MeBeforeYouNever · 05/07/2026 13:54

That’s hilarious. What did they say about it?

And The Guardian sports page on Saturday @MeBeforeYouNever 😂

To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?
To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?
To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?
Lovewine1975 · Today 11:04

Apparently ugly handsome is a thing now, like Matt Smith, Bendict Cumberbatch, Jeremy Allen White, you can't explain why your attracted too them but you are, maybe TT is in that category😉

MeBeforeYouNever · Today 11:10

BehindIt · Today 10:53

And The Guardian sports page on Saturday @MeBeforeYouNever 😂

Do you have a link to it, please @BehindIt?

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Terribleio · Today 11:13

I’m more into the Assistant Manager, Anthony Barry. Nice soft Scouse accent, firm but fair half time analysis. Oh yeah.