Cat shit nightmare!

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Does anyone know how to stop cats shitting all over my garden?

They aren’t my cats but it’s about 2/3 of them. Every single day there’s a theme park of turds.

I’ve tried lemon juice, sprayed them with a water gun, lion poo pellets.

Im absolutely sick of picking up either a log or cat diarrhoea.

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Summary: Get a dog.

I don't know why you would use lemon juice. It's orange peel they hate.