AIBU to go upstairs and knock on the door of the person staying directly above us to congratulate them on their 10K run? The one they are currently doing in their room at 1AM?
Following that, I'm going to Reception to award them the trophy for "Hottest Room Ever"
Perhaps perimenopausal women should not stay in Premier Inns?
Also- in case you struggle with inference- this is a joke post!