to think there should be a PFB section?

[youcannotbeserious]

I mean, where else am I going to tell you about my wonderful son, who is so talented and gifted!!!

Look at all of the things he can do:

• Poo
• Scream
• sleep
• Err, that's about it!!

I can't be the only one who wants to talk about my DS (like I am the first person on earth who has ever pro created!) constantly?

I mean, even us saddos need a place to talk, right?

really?

Am I the only one?

Maybe my DS is better than all those other babies?

Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Come on, PFBs!!!

What can your babies do?

Or does tenaciousG win Gold!!!???

My PFB is five. She's doing brilliantly at school, she's popular, beautiful and has a memory like an elephant (unlike her pea brained mother) I am, of course, wholly unbiased.

I still want to know what it feels like because I never did the pfb thing as mine didnt develop normally and turned out to have special needs. Didf I miss out?

YABU - no PFB section - mothers of PFB don't need any encouragement

I don't understand Ryobi?

LOL malory.

No, you don't actually NEED a wipe warmer you gullible --eejit== dear.

I think Ryobi means that it is hard to get competitive with other mothers PFB-style if your child has special needs of some sort and is therefore behind other children in lots of developmental stuff.

Well I have a PSB as well as a PFB so nernernernerner

Oh no, you can be a PFB whatever your child is doing. You know, only allowing them rice cakes (no sugar) insisting everything that passes their lips is organic etc etc. Only using cotton wool and water to clean their bottoms when they are 6 months old etc.

Only staying one foot away from them at all times at toddler groups and nervously reaching out towards them if an potential threat older child goes near them.

You took you pfb to a toddler group???? How did they not disintegrate/catch leprosy/pick up bad habits?

TIs true, Lordpottingtonsmythe...

I've mixed fed my 4 week old since he was 2days old. And I'm still a PFB.....

Honestly, I do think there should be a shoot 'em up gallery for PFBs (and I'd be first in there!)

It's fun and we get to talk about our precious babies at the same time!!!

Well, my pfb thinks her brother's feet smell like dinosaurs.

How daft silly ridiculous wonderful is that?