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AIBU?

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To not point out story is an urban legend?

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StingLikeA · 21/03/2026 22:54

I was in a group earlier of parents of DC's friends at a party. We were chatting away and one of them told an urban legend story (stealing a penguin from the zoo if that's relevant). I just went 'oh really ha ha' and moved the subject on as it felt really awkward.

Would you have politely pointed out that the story was a crock of shit to avoid them repeating it again? AIBU to have ignored it and presumably let them keep on telling it?

Has anyone else been told one of these face to face?

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AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 24/03/2026 09:02

Usernamedulychanged · 24/03/2026 08:48

When people tell these sorts of stories they are just trying to make light, entertaining conversation. I’m not sure why it’s ’embarrassing’ or why you’d want to police it. Wouldn’t you come out much worse from the exchange by pulling them up on it than the person making amusing low key small talk?

I'm just picturing them as the other lads in The Inbetweeners, saying "Well, THAT didn't happen!" the instant Jay comes out with one of his tall-tale 'anecdotes'!

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 24/03/2026 09:12

@Vroomfondleswaistcoat

I completely agree when it's a false accusation of malfeasance or otherwise humiliates the subject. I do like the silly, harmless ones, though - where it's always "there was this bloke who..." rather than an actual person or company being named as being at fault. They already pretty much sound like a straightforward joke - which indeed they usually are.

That said, you're right about people's suspicious motives for starting and promulgating some of them. As you said, the dodgy restaurant ones never seem to take place in a French bistro, do they? Some of them are just racism and other hate for minorities thinly veiled with "No, but this reeeeaally happened!"

Ariel896 · 24/03/2026 12:17

Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 20:10

Have just RTFT. Great thread, bringing up some old memories and some stories I've never heard before.

A couple I'm surprised haven't been mentioned:

  • The police raiding Mick Jagger's house to find him eating a mars bar out of Marianne Faithful's vajayjay
  • Swimming pool water having a chemical in it that makes it turn blue if you wee in the water. 100% believed this until Stephen Fry told everyone QI that it's an Urban Myth

Oh my I feel like an idiot! 😂 36 and believing the swimming pool one 😬

ginasevern · 24/03/2026 15:10

Snugglemonkey · 23/03/2026 23:20

I remember a penguin being stolen from it's enclosure in Belfast zoo and thrown to the lions. Several others were assaulted.

Oh Jesus. It makes you despair for the human race really.

NotAnotherScarf · 24/03/2026 15:29

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 24/03/2026 09:00

I don't know about that particular case - although it seems kind of implausible that he would come every single day for three decades without any days off or sick; but they had a similar thing in a car park featured on The Real Hustle.

Paul - in his regular character as the perfectly-named Rob Marks - wore a hi-viz jacket and carried a clipboard. As soon as somebody pulled up to park, he approached them, apologised that the payment machine wasn't working, so they had to pay him direct instead.

The vast majority of people instantly paid him - I think he might have offered them a (fake) receipt if required, but nobody bothered - just assuming that he was an authorised worker for the car park owner, and not some random chancer who just turned up to fleece them!

It would have been nasty for everybody dealing with all the penalty notices, had it been done as an actual scam, rather than just as a staged TV demonstration of the scam.

The only thing that makes me feel there's some truth is that Bristol zoo recently moved. The story originated about 10 years ago. So given the amount of planning involved and the need to buy and build the new site, it's not beyond the levels of belief that the guy thought he might get rumbled and simply vanished after being forewarned of the change.
He wasn't always alone when working so given he was charging £5 a car it's possible he just gave some cash in hand money and left someone he trusted to run it when he was away.
Or it could be completely bollocks....that's the beauty of the best urban myths.

Stolengoat · 24/03/2026 20:24

Firefly1987 · 22/03/2026 00:38

We got told the one about the dog protecting the baby from the snake (or wolf I think depending on which version it is) in primary school and I don't know if they missed off the bit about it being an urban legend or I didn't realise but that story genuinely upset me for about a week, I thought it was true!

I have a whole book full of Urban Legends now but I still hate that one.

I think this is the one you are talking about. My father told us this tale when we were young. https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/wales/craflwyn-and-beddgelert/discover-the-legend-of-gelert

Discover the legend of Gelert|Beddgelert

Discover the tragic tale of a protective dog that gave the village of Beddgelert in Wales its name. Visit the memorial grave for a defender of a Prince’s heir.

https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/wales/craflwyn-and-beddgelert/discover-the-legend-of-gelert

LolaRosaline · 24/03/2026 20:45

A peadiatrician told me about La-a being a name and said she had to call it out in a waiting room. I've seen on mumsnet since apparently it's a racist urban legend.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 25/03/2026 00:22

the prince and his princess set out for a day’s hunting together, leaving their baby in the safe care of Gelert [the dog]

Hmm, I'm not sure the prince and princess were particularly in the best position to rule on who had made the most foolhardy and irresponsible choices!

Firefly1987 · 25/03/2026 00:25

@Stolengoat yes that's the one. I was reading about it the other day after someone else linked it. It's such a sad story! Love the history around it though.

BreezyMintHiker · 01/04/2026 17:04

My friend (who has alarmingly become a huge conspiracy theorist) was recently telling me in outraged tones how a school near her sister has taken out some of the toilets and replaced them with litter trays to appease children who identify as cats.

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