What tiny things make you irrationally annoyed?

[Bikergran]

Just that, really. I'll start with a few.

The way discount pop-ups scream at you on a shopping page as soon as you click on it. Excuse me, I haven't had a chance to look at the product yet, I don't KNOW if I want a 15% discount!!

Daytime TV adverts. Either they are for funeral plans, featuring perky older couples chatting gaily about "lovely send-offs" or overpriced tat that requires them to repeat the same information repeatedly for several minutes in the hope you'll be hypnotised into ordering it.

Supermarket layouts. Always moving stuff about, completely random grouping of items. For instance, my local Morrisons has just moved half its meat products on an aisle away from the butchery department.

I have dozens more, nothing major, but niggling.

Slow walkers
People stopping dead in the middle of the pavement
People hogging the entire pavement when walking in a group
People who act as if they’ve never been on a train/tube before, getting on and blocking the doors or aisles, faffing about which way to turn
People who play music/videos in public with no headphones
People who have loud conversations in public
People who cut corners on mini roundabouts
Loud eaters
Spitting
Middle lane hoggers on the motorway
Littering
People who write everything in the past tense or change tense halfway through a report
People who randomly capitalise the first letter of words
People who write surnames/dates/places in capital letters
People who think it’s acceptable to cold call me on Teams when they aren’t in my team/my boss/I’ve never spoken with them before (the height of rudeness, in my opinion

Phew, I feel better now

Surely not everyone at the supermarket cp are releasing their giant hounds from their boots 😂

Surely thats not every day need though?

majority of the time yes that's why am driving for to collect stuff most of the time
aswell as that the small town I live it's spilit in the middle by a river with one way traffic either side majority of parking is at an angle so you have to drive in and reverse out traffic behind you has to stop

Sorry, thats a whole other thing that irrationally bothers me, bath mats, toilet seat covers and the toilet brush 🤑

We have taken the pups to the supermarket pretty often, a lot of dog people do because it's good socialisation when you're training a puppy. I had assumed the comment referred car parks in general, not specifically supermarkets, exactly as the other poster with horse feed did. You are being quite pedantic, I think.

In any case, supermarket or not, it is a sodding pain having someone park right up to your bumper when you have a dog in.

😂😂read ops question again

People watching videos, having conversations on speakerphone all at top volume on the train. Get some bloody earbuds.

People having long and involved work conversations and meetings in trains/cafes/hotels etc - I’m not at work and I don’t want to virtually attend your meeting. There is one cafe in town that I avoid because it’s full of people talking loudly and pompously about work whilst nursing a single and rather sad looking flat white. How is anyone making any money?!

People saying “yourself” instead of you.

People saying “hurt baby” or “hubby.”

Dogs everywhere and I love dogs.!

Facebook status's saying And just like that...followed usually about how their kid is 1,2 etc etc.
You're not Carrie Bradshaw ffs...just some slag from Portsmouth.

People getting away with things at work really pisses me off

@Picoloangel oh the pompus overly loud meetings usually conducted by twats in blue trousers and brown shoes.
It's normally involves oil&gas in my neck of the woods and said meeting is littered with corporate lingo🤯🤮

Things that have ridiculously complicated/poorly written/non-existent instructions.I have a combi oven/microwave which I rarely use as a combi oven because there's nothing intuitive about the various dials and knobs and the instruction manual is incredibly badly written. See also the timer on the electric towel rail which comes on for 2 hours every early morning, because I have no idea how to alter the timings.

People who grunt when i ask a simple question. If i ask if you want a drink it is not hard to say yes please or no thank you. Don't complain that i haven't got you a drink when you grunted at me when i asked.

People using the word "hence" because they think it makes them sound clever, and following it with "why". "Hence why" is a tautology, you dunderheaded ninnyhammers! It literally means "that is why why"!

Ahem. I'll get my coat.

The new cult of using ‘we was’ instead of ‘we were’. I cannot understand why people think it is correct.

People who walk in groups (not people with children) and have absolutely no concept of the fact that you are coming in the opposite direction and they need to either move over or walk one behind the other.

Manners are sadly lacking these days nobody says thank you when you hold a door etc.

Oh goodness me - ALL of these things!

Fur baby that should say.
Auto correct is another thing that irritates me beyond measure!

Oh yes! Open an account, give so many details and a sodding password - once had to do it when I just wanted to buy a sample tile at £7!

Letters home from school with poor spelling and punctuation! Arrgh

Hearing noise from someone else's house or garden or car when I'm inside my house with all the widows closed. I cannot ABIDE noise pollution.

Other than that, I'm a tolerant soul.

And what about thise places that serve fish and chips with a piece of fake newspaper under the fish, and chips in a doll-sized frier basket to ensure they are tepid in no time!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Duvets which are difficult to work out which way is lengthways.

Yes, it's awful, and the mince seems to cook into slop with no texture!

Queues at national trust cafes. They give me the rage.