Why on earth do I need a chainsaw to cut through my avocado toast anytime I go to a trendy cafe? It’s at a point where I’m actively put off ordering any ‘on toast’ dishes as it’s always severely humbling trying to get a standard table knife through them. We eat & toast sourdough all the time at home - it’s never as rock hard as that!
Yes, I know this is a massive first world problem before anyone gets their knickers in a twist..