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Why can’t I understand these instructions?

21 replies

GammonChops · 29/12/2025 16:07

I never cook meat as I don’t eat meat. However my brain can’t fathom how long I am meant to cook this joint of gammon for, please can you help? Thank you. It’s 1kg and I hope the photo of the instructions upload!

OP posts:
GammonChops · 29/12/2025 16:08

Instructions below.

Why can’t I understand these instructions?
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sparepantsandtoothbrush · 29/12/2025 16:09

30 minutes on 240/220 then reduce to 220/200 for a further 50 minutes

iremembersnappedandfarted · 29/12/2025 16:10

First 30 mins at the higher temperature, then reduce to the lower temperature half way down the instructions for a further 50 mins. Took me a couple of read through to realise it’s all one set of instructions!

HamptonPlace · 29/12/2025 16:11

unnecessarily complicated to be sure.

WolfFoxHare · 29/12/2025 16:12

Get the gammon out of the wrapping and pat dry, no more than 30 minutes before cooking.
cook at gas mark 9/220° for 30 minutes.

Decrease the oven temperature to gas mark 7/200°, and cook for a further 50 minutes.

if you want crispy crackling, remove the skin from the joint and stick back in the oven for a further 10 minutes at gas mark 9/220°.

Pricelessadvice · 29/12/2025 16:13

This is the type of thing that my brain can’t do either OP. I am an intelligent, educated person but I have a weird thing with some types of instructions. It also happens when I have to fill in forms, I just seem to get this weird brain lag.
My mum has it too so I’m blaming her! 😂

Ilovethewild · 29/12/2025 16:13

30/50/10 for extra crackling is the cooking times 🤗

saveforthat · 29/12/2025 16:13

iremembersnappedandfarted · 29/12/2025 16:10

First 30 mins at the higher temperature, then reduce to the lower temperature half way down the instructions for a further 50 mins. Took me a couple of read through to realise it’s all one set of instructions!

Edited

Yes me too, I can see why op was confused.

GammonChops · 29/12/2025 16:22

Thank you everyone! Since it’s been pointed out it’s all one set of instructions it makes sense!

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Ohnobackagain · 29/12/2025 16:41

@GammonChops label says 1hr 20 mins plus 10 for extra crispy crackling - reduce temperature from 240 to 210 after 30 mins for remaining time, but then whack back up to 220 for the crackling (separated)

Why can’t I understand these instructions?
GammonChops · 29/12/2025 17:55

i cooked it to the instructions but am now worrying it’s undercooked! I haven’t cooked or eaten meat for 35 years so please do treat me like I’m stupid! Thoughts? In fact I did cook it ten minutes longer as it seemed jelly like 🫣

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GammonChops · 29/12/2025 17:55

Ok?

Why can’t I understand these instructions?
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IAmKerplunk · 29/12/2025 18:18

GammonChops · 29/12/2025 16:22

Thank you everyone! Since it’s been pointed out it’s all one set of instructions it makes sense!

They have made it over complicated! I had to read it twice

RosesAndHellebores · 29/12/2025 18:21

There is nothing at all complicated about the instructions.

IAmKerplunk · 29/12/2025 18:30

RosesAndHellebores · 29/12/2025 18:21

There is nothing at all complicated about the instructions.

For you.

Corrected that for you. Everybody is different. They could have made the instructions half as long.

Fifthtimelucky · 29/12/2025 18:30

It looks fine to me! The fat will firm up when it’s cold.

GammonChops · 29/12/2025 18:39

IAmKerplunk · 29/12/2025 18:30

For you.

Corrected that for you. Everybody is different. They could have made the instructions half as long.

Thank you! Yes, everyone’s brains interpret things differently. For those of us that couldn’t properly comprehend what the instructions were meaning, no doubt there are things we would understand but other people wouldn’t.

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GammonChops · 29/12/2025 18:41

Fifthtimelucky · 29/12/2025 18:30

It looks fine to me! The fat will firm up when it’s cold.

Thank you, that’s what was making me unsure. I have just googled it and it seems like the gelatin doing something during the cooking process.

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GammonChops · 29/12/2025 18:42

RosesAndHellebores · 29/12/2025 18:21

There is nothing at all complicated about the instructions.

Most people on this thread seem to disagree with you. Everyone’s brains work differently. Merry Christmas 😘

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IAmKerplunk · 29/12/2025 18:45

This had made me want gammon now! But got to wait till NYE as still got Christmas food in the fridge 😩

I normally just slow it plain in the slow cooker. Feel like doing something different. Best recipe? Don’t have a working oven only a hob, a slow cooker and an air fryer. Any suggestions welcome!

MannyTeddy · 30/12/2025 18:19

BBC good food has a meat calculator on it for all meats, just say how well done and the weight. 🥰😋

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