WIBU to tell them to shut up?

[ScreamingInfidelities]

My next door neighbour (early 40s) has his new girlfriend over and they are quite obviously intoxicated and talking shite in his chavvy sex pond. It's now 12.45 am and I just want to go to sleep! I have to get up early tomorrow. I've heard all about her dog's separation anxiety, how she's had one night stands but thinks the sex is better if you get to know someone and so much more riveting information. She's got a voice like a fucking foghorn.

WIBU to open the window and tell them to STFU?

Additional info: over the summer I have had to listen to his last girlfriend getting diddled in the very same hot tub on multiple occassions. She was a moaner.

Yep. My window would be open and I’d be yelling by now. I’m sure you won’t be the only person quietly seething.

Lean out, tell them they’re boring, you’re not interested in the dog or the ONS and STFU!

They probably don’t realise how their voices carry in the dead of night,

They sound like my previous next door neighbours. Except I'm a nosy fucker so quite enjoyed sniggering away at some of their conversations. Admittedly not at 12.45am though, so I usually just popped in some earplugs. They would become quite abusive if I ever said anything. Sometimes laughing loudly would work, so that it was obvious that I could hear the intimate details of their conversations.

If they have an ounce of decency thay would be mortified at the thought.of you hearing them.

Join in the conversation, bellowing a bit of info about your sexual preferences out of the window? Might embarrass them out of it. Alternatively, wax ear plugs (foam are crap) - Quies are good.

"Chavvy sex pond" 😂

I lasted about another 20 min listening to her twittering on like a budgie. Ended up coming downstairs, opening the back door and telling them to STFU. There was some awkward splashing and clinking of glasses then blissful silence. It was too late tho, even when I went back to bed I couldn’t get to sleep.

Shattered and bitter today. Hugh Hefner next door is off my Xmas card list.

Chavvy sex pond. Ahahahahahahahahshjs. Love you OP.