To think its so sad that some people cant read a calendar

[TesChique]

Bonfire night was yesterday. If youre still setting off fireworks tonight i assume youre not only selfish but really a bit dim.

Back to school you go!

Jesus, how slow do you type if you think writing a short comment takes up a huge amount of someone's free time.

And if you think you don't look like a, er, "nob" for posting the same thread as every other boring Bonfire Night-hating mumsnetter, then I don't know what to tell you.