Just on train, and just like every other time recently, it’s packed with red faced, over confident sports fans bellowing at each other with the misplaced confidence of a Tory politician, despite sitting no more than four feet apart. I am (conservative estimate) twenty feet away and they are so loud I can’t hear my husband, next to me. They are intrusively loud. I’m sure most of you have heard similar levels of entitled chatshittery?
Every so often one drops a pearl of wisdom - the most recent was how they ‘cannot understand a word’ female sports pundits say, at which point the followers will all roar with forced laughter.
I happen to have a small but powerful Bluetooth speaker in my bag.
WIBU to set Dolly Parton going at max volume? I mean, the sports fans wouldn’t be able to understand a word, since it’s a woman singing. It could be like those experiments where they expose orangutans to opera.