To think we need to make a sacrifice to the weather Goddesses

[Uggbootsforever]

This year has been incredible. Beautiful warm dry spring, proper hot summer, and now chilly blue-sky autumn days, with a few days of rain here and there to keep the plants happy. After years of thick grey cloud, drizzle and rain, I can hardly believe it, and for once I’m happy about autumn arriving as I don’t feel cheated out of a summer.

We must appease whichever Goddess has sent us this good fortune.

Who are we sacrificing?

(LIGHT HEARTED - I DO NOT ENGAGE IN OR CONDONE HUMAN SACRIFICE)

He definitely doesn't deserve Valhalla!

If it's young souls they desire, I may have the perfect candidates.

The 'orrible teens who hang around the skate park after school terrorising the younger y7s and y8s who are trying to have fun and learn tricks.

They are young and they are stopping peopld from enjoying the weather, dishonouring the Goddesses.

Surely they are worth a bitterly cold, icy snowy winter instead of wind and sideways rain?
We can throw in Tommy Robinson too. Not for any reward, just because

I'll throw farage in for free don't even need good weather for it.
Also happy to pop most of the Tories into the pot.