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Do you know where Will's mother lives?

237 replies

AnnaQuayInTheUk · 20/09/2025 16:54

For 20+ years I lived in an area where everyone knew about Will's mother. People would arrive late to meetings explaining that they were really sorry, but roadworks on X Road meant that they had to go round Will's mother's.

I'm aware that in the Midlands they know about Bill's mother's, not Will's. And that sometimes it's black over Bills mother's house. But I've now moved to a different part of the country where no one knows about Will's mother's, or Bill's.

So,
YABU - who on earth is Will/Bill's mother?
YANBU - everyone knows about Will/Bills mother.

OP posts:
GrannyNannyMagratandGreebo · 20/09/2025 18:54

I haven't heard about Bill's mother for years! (I've been in the SW for over 20 years and nobody mentions it here 😫)

Wackadaywideawake · 20/09/2025 18:55

Northerner here. I’ve never heard of Bill
or Will’s Mother, but my own mother used to talk about being in “the Wilds of Wannie” every time we were anywhere slightly rural!

I bloody love quirky British regional semantic idiosyncrasies!

EternalFogInMyNotSoSpoltlessMind · 20/09/2025 19:02

Cerialkiller · 20/09/2025 17:12

I've lived in Cambridgeshire for 40 years. Never heard this. Can't just be a Fens thing?

I grew up in the Fens (now live in central Scotland) and I've never heard of Bill or Will's mother...

NoWordForFluffy · 20/09/2025 19:05

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 20/09/2025 17:11

Princess Diana? Kensington Palace I think. RIP.

Edited

This was my first thought too! 🤣

newbebe · 20/09/2025 19:12

Omg my dad used to say it, bit black over will’s mothers.
from down south, brings back memories .

Ethosuximibe · 20/09/2025 19:12

emwithme · 20/09/2025 18:24

Born and bred in Coventry. It being a bit black over Bill's Mother meant a storm coming in from Stratford way. You'd go round the Wrekin if you had to take the long route somewhere.

DH (born Somerset to a Lancastrian and a 'Child of Empire') only knows about Bill's Mother because of me, and had no clue about the Wrekin other than it being near Telford.

I also grew up in Coventry and never heard abour it being black over Bill’s mother’s till I moved to Norfolk!

I’d also never heard about the Wrekin either till my childhood friend mentioned it when we were adults and I asked her WTF she was talking about.

Don’t know how I missed these.

GreatWest · 20/09/2025 19:19

Never heard of this and I’m from the West Midlands. I’ve also lived in Scotland, NE and SW.

I do say ‘round the Wrekin’ for the long way round though.

Jungfraujoch · 20/09/2025 19:20

I’m a southerner and Willl’s Mum was always ‘ over there’ as in “look at those black clouds over Will’s Mums”. 😁

MyGingerNinja · 20/09/2025 19:20

It is definitely black o'er Bill's mothers in the North Midlands but no idea who Will is lol x

2dogsandabudgie · 20/09/2025 19:21

We say going round the moon to meet the sun for taking the long way. South east.

Thewalrusandthecarpenter · 20/09/2025 19:24

I’ve never heard of this but people in AA say “are you a friend of Bill’s?” as in Bill W, founder.

CluelessAboutBiology · 20/09/2025 19:29

Beachtastic · 20/09/2025 17:24

Will's (Bill's) mother's house is the one with a dark raincloud over it.

Quite right, it’s dark over Will’s mother’s. No Bill or his mother here in the South East.

OdeToTheNorthWestWind · 20/09/2025 19:29

NeverDropYourMooncup · 20/09/2025 17:53

Does he come back when it's a bit dimpsy looking like the wreck of the Hesperus?

Oh God, that takes me back! My grandmother always used to say I looked like the wreck of the Hesperus when I'd been out in a strong wind! 😁

Peteryourhorseisheree · 20/09/2025 19:31

“It’s black over will’s mothers” - my grandmother, born in 1912, every time the sky was dark and about to rain.

She was from Watford.

I know it’s supposed to be a midlands thing, but I’ve lived in the midlands 5 years now and married a Black Country native and I’ve never heard it uttered here.

Talipesmum · 20/09/2025 19:33

purpleme12 · 20/09/2025 17:15

Never heard of it either

From sounds of the explanation above it might be the same as 'going round the houses'

Was about to say the same - sounds like “going round the houses”. I have heard the phrase “bill’s mothers” but only on here, never in real life as it were.

toonananana · 20/09/2025 20:28

Lancashire born and raised and now living in London- never heard of it. “Eeeh, there’s a storm brewing reet there” and “going round t’houses” was what we said!

MissyB1 · 20/09/2025 23:15

AnnaQuayInTheUk · 20/09/2025 17:23

Tell me more!

That was one for old school nurses. Mrs Brown was code for a cup of tea in the ward kitchen.

Wingedharpy · 20/09/2025 23:19

Bohemond23 · 20/09/2025 17:05

This sounds like my dad going to see a man about a dog.

Is your Dad Irish by any chance @Bohemond23 ?

MarxistMags · 21/09/2025 00:13

@Bohemond23 He must know my Dad then !
But what were they doing ?

Missingducks · 21/09/2025 07:41

Oo ooo did anyone else's nan (grandmother) used to kiss something better and say "it'll be a pigs foot in the morning"

AnnaQuayInTheUk · 21/09/2025 10:19

Orangedoris · 20/09/2025 18:36

I know nothing about Bill’s/Will’s mother, but I do know about Dicky’s meadow

Oooh, tell me more

OP posts:
diddl · 21/09/2025 11:04

MarxistMags · 21/09/2025 00:13

@Bohemond23 He must know my Dad then !
But what were they doing ?

Must have been meeting my Dad!

CallMeDaphne · 21/09/2025 11:06

It’s always raining over Will’s Mothers’.

That I do know.

HadEnoughOfBears · 21/09/2025 11:38

in this part of Scotland we have Ben

Q. Where will I put this cup?
A. Ben the kitchen.

Q. Where’s Dad?
A. Ben the house.

And sometimes it’s as ‘Black as the Earl of Hell’s waistcoat’

Confusdworriedmum · 21/09/2025 11:42

Never heard of Will's mum or Bill's. Lived in South West all my life and don't think it's a saying down here.