in thinking you should take a dump before going to an aerobics class...

[Rowlers]

in order to avoid letting out stinking egg trumps which nearly choke to death everyone else in the class?
Ugh.

just back from the gym then Rowlers ?

erm yanbu but rofl. I take it that you were somewhat put off your stride in your class..

Oh god I nearly died.
Not from the exercise.

and usually it seems to be yoga/stretch classess that brings out the stinky types

Snigger. That's hilarious I think. The person must have been really embarrassed. Not as embarrassed as the very prim lady who let rip a big hooting fart in my very quiet yoga class.

sometimes it sets people's metabolisms off... all that exercise
that's why I don't go to hot sweaty areobics in the summer
go jogging in the fresh air instead, or cycling

having a dump does not prevent the yoga farts

you need one of these before the nezt class rowlers

You cannot plan for fanny farts in yoga.

Tis the will of the gods

HA!
Yes, you look around for the culprit and everyone is red-faced anyway from all the huffing and puffing.

True but can anyone take a dump at will?

Lol Martianbishop

on the subject of inappropriate behaviour in excercise classes I have recently seen

A woman sitting at the back applying mascara furiously before the class started

Someone else came in with a coffee in a cup and saucer and sipped it during the breaks.

These were def not fanny farts.
I almost expected to find a heap of manure next to me but no.
Just slightly embarrassed looking ladees.
No-one knows who dealt it, so everyone looks embarassed hoping your neighbour doesn't think it's you.

Someone did leave half way through.
I wondered if it was her but no, they kept coming.

if you are farting that much you def. need a dump.

She must have been very uncomfortable lugging all that extra weight around.

My dh always bets on the horse thats just done dump before the race starts.

thanks for that, i had just put down my chocolate mousse as this thread popped up

Tee Hee

As my old teacher said, in the 1970s, 'it's very bad form' YANBU!

maidamess - That works with greyhound racing too.

Anything to lighten the load.

i find Pilates is the stinkiest class,can't go in any more now

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assuming it wasnt you then Rowlers?

like this?

But wind isn't the same as poo. Wind happens even if you don't need to poo.

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "A fart is the cry of an imprisioned terd".

I just needed to share that with someone