Why do they do this?

[Breadcat24]

Can anyone tell me why when you are picking blackberries in a layby or country lane passing random motorists feel the need to yell out of their car window "Are you making me a pie?" then drive off laughing?
3 today in under an hour, and loads last year.

And not one of them has the imagination to say crumble

Like the people (probably the same ones) who say, "Ooh, will come and clean mine when you're done?" when you're cleaning your car.

Or "Having a party?" if you have more than 2 bottles of wine in your trolley (even when there is a 25% off 6 offer

My friend and I like to text each other these awful clichés when we hear them so we can share the eye roll.

Would you like sugar? "No thanks...... (wait for the fucking punchline)...I'm sweet enough."

There's so many of them. It's people with no imagination wanting to be the comedian and it's more than a bit tragic.

Misogyny.

I particularly loathe "I'll believe you - thousands wouldn't".

And I agree it's mostly men who do it. They all wish they had the charisma of Jimmy bloodyTarbuck.

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“Smile, it might never happen!” - fuck right off

Ffs…

When working as a Covid vaccinator and asking men if they had any allergies……yeah, the wife…….expecting a chuckle but I’ve heard it about 100 times a shift!

When I worked in a shop selling organic products the amount of people coming to the till all annoyed saying while paying it probably all grows off the same tree/ in the same field.
If you believe that why are you shopping here then???

Or when i was younger and i might happen to mention my parents were away. 'Party at your house!'
Heard that 6 times at work one day.

😆 🤣 😂

An item in a shop not priced "must be free then"...
Tee fucking hee