I know you all love a diagram so there's one coming when the image gets past the filters!
Our local shop has a small pull in car park with space for about 4 cars. I went in just now, got back in my car, and was just faffing with phone etc before I set off when a van facing me pulled away to go back onto the road and knocked the back corner of my car. I know he hit me because I bloody felt it, and I know he knew he'd done it because he stopped!
I had my phone in my hand anyway and went to get out but the back of his van was stopping my driver door opening. He then pulled forward slowly so I got out but he immediately started driving faster out onto the road. I took a pic of the back of the vehicle then went to actually check for damage - at that stage I wasn't sure if he might have damaged my lights. They were fine which was all I care about tbh, my car is old and tatty so he might have caused some scuffs but a) I have no idea which scuffs were there before and b) I don't really care about scuffs anyway!
But then he stopped and reversed back quite fast, and got out. I was halfway back into the car by then and he came up to the driver's door and started yelling "did you fucking take a photo of my fucking van, what did you do that for, you're wrong in the head, you think I fucking hit your car don't you but I didn't, I never did" etc etc. I explained that I know he did hit me but that I was happy there wasn't any damage but he wouldn't shut up, and then his mate got out too and started filming me and shouting "SHE'S JUST TRYING CASH FOR CRASH" at people walking past. I was shaking at this point (I know I know, MN cliche but I actually was because they were being so aggressive) and trying to get my keys out of my pocket to drive away. Him and his mate started circling my car pointing out scuffs and telling me it was a shitter anyway and I should learn to drive (most of the scuffs predate my ownership apart from the ones on the bonnet caused when a small branch fell on it in a storm last winter!).
I got the engine started and began to pull away but he ran alongside the car yelling "you gonna fucking report me are you, stop now and I'll have your insurance details off you" but tbh I wasn't prepared to stop and talk to him any more at that point!
Anyway I'm now home and calmed down, I was genuinely rattled by the two of them and I know they were trying to intimidate me. But is it worth reporting and if so who to? I'm confident there's no real damage done, it was at very low speed and tbh I'd have just left it and driven off without another thought had he not come and started yelling at me! I only took a photo because he was obviously driving away and I was worried in case he had caused damage to the lights which I would have gone through insurance for. He only stopped and came back when I realised I'd taken a photo, tbh I wish I hadn't bothered now.