It's very important to have one to tie the policeman to, if Jonny loses his marble down the drainpipe.
I learnt that at school.
Johnny's lost his marble, Johnny's lost his marble,
Johnny's lost his marble, Down in Granny's yard.
He lost it down the drainpipe, He lost it down the drainpipe,
He lost it down the drainpipe, Down in Granny's yard.
He went and got a clothes prop, He went and got a clothes prop,
He went and got a clothes prop, Down in Granny's yard.
He rammed it up the drainpipe, He rammed it up the drainpipe,
He rammed it up the drainpipe, Down in Granny's yard.
Still, he didn't find it, Still, he didn't find it,
Still, he didn't find it, Down in Granny's yard.
He went and got a broomstick, He went and got a broomstick,
He went and got a broomstick, Down in Granny's yard.
He rammed it up the drainpipe, He rammed it up the drainpipe,
He rammed it up the drainpipe, Down in Granny's yard.
Still, he didn't find it, Still, he didn't find it,
Still, he didn't find it, Down in Granny's yard.
He went for the policeman, He went for the policeman,
He went for the policeman, Down in Granny's yard.
He tied him to the clothes prop, He tied him to the clothes prop,
He tied him to the clothes prop, Down in Granny's yard.
He rammed him up the drainpipe, He rammed him up the drainpipe,
He rammed him up the drainpipe, Down in Granny's yard.
Still, he didn't find it, Still, he didn't find it,
Still, he didn't find it, Down in Granny's yard.
He went and got gunpowder, He went and got gunpowder,
He went and got gunpowder, Down in Granny's yard.
He tied it to the clothes prop, He tied it to the clothes prop,
He tied it to the clothes prop, Down in Granny's yard.
He rammed it up the drainpipe, He rammed it up the drainpipe,
He rammed it up the drainpipe, Now Granny's got no yard
Oh, Johnny's found his marble, Johnny's found his marble,
Johnny's found his marble, Down in Granny's yard.
He found it in his pocket, He found it in his pocket,
He found it in his pocket, Down in Granny's yard.