Neighbour wooing?

[Galzon]

The guy who lives next door constantly makes a “wooing” sound. It is the most grating sound and the fact he has a wife and she hasn’t got the ick from it is frankly beyond belief.

From just typing this he’s shouted it out twice at the tv. I hate them anyway so nothing I can do but moan on here.

Surely though if you had a partner that sat watching tv and constantly shouted out “WOOO” every 2 minutes would you not tell them to shut the fuck up?

I’d surely fucking beat him with a cudgel
Woo that ya bam

A frog he would a-wooing go,
Heigh ho! says Rowley,
A frog he would a-wooing go,
Whether his mother would let him or no.
With a rowley, powley*, gammon, and spinach,
Heigh ho! says Anthony Rowley.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about an amorous neighbour paying court to you.

I love a woo thread

Scary 😆

Well I have misophonia so if hubs had started doing this, I’d be serving 25 to life 😹

Seriously, ‘woooing’?? Could you moo’ or ‘miaow’ back??

😂😂

that

I thought it was going to be the OP asking for advice about how to keep the peace with a difficult neighbour 😂

Buy an air horn and everytime you hear a "woo"...give it a blast.

Is the woo like a owl hooting sound, or woo to rhyme with who?

I don't get it. What sort of woo? As if he's watching sport, or going down a rollercoaster drop, or has a speech issue where he does it spontaneously?

I like this suggestion

You need to start booing every woo.

I cant imagine this wooing sound, op 😄

Like a 'woohoo'?

Tourette’s?

Me too. I was expecting Greensleeves on the mandolin!

Could it be a tic or tourettes

This is not the kind of woo thread I’m used to.

He goes "wooo", you go "hooo".

Irritating cunt. Who would think that’s acceptable. I’d have knocked him out long before now if I had to live with that

Woo back?

It’s usually when he’s watching tv, and it’s loud and sounds actiony whatever he’s has on. He’s just (I’m assuming) sat on his sofa shouting “woooooo!” …… “wooooooo!”

Thank you! Please come over and team up with me - or give me an alibi.

I appreciate I live in a semidetached and I will hear them living their life. But the wooing and him running up the stairs as if he’s an elephant makes me want to scream.

😆 🤣

@FrodoBiggins that's hilarious 😄