To offer 'nice' wine and rollups to a friend

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

She's just gone home to get wine from her fridge, a taxi ride that will cost her a fortune..

We're having a fab evening, she went out to the local off license but her card wasn't working, turns out all the cashpoints etc in our area are down.

I told her she can drink our good stuff, hell I already am, but she needed to go home, mainly for the marlboros knights I fear.

did you offend her?

Have you been wearing her down with your immense knowledge of music, huh?

I fear she may never return...

I feel awkward drinking other peoples wine. I like to contribute. Maybe she's the same .

other people's wine tastes nicer, I find

Is your wine nasty?
Maybe she needed a poo?

She misunderstood your rollups and has gone to fetch her stash...

pmsl 'maybe she needed a poo'

i would only be concerned if she doesnt come back

If she brings her stash my evening gets even better!

She just called with a few poncetastic questions 'shall I bring the hummous I made, what about my pickled artichoke hearts' etc

My only worry now is that I drink this whole bottle before she gets back.

needed a poo, crying with laughter. I'll have to show her this thread now.

Oh you'll enjoy those when you get the munchies!

I can only think that's her urgent reason. I Bloody hope so

Hell we have pissed in front of each other many times and I've helped her wash and dry her trousers in a pub toilet when she literally pissed herself laughing.

How strange - must be something else urgent that had her dashing home!

I have a friend who NEVER contributes wine to our evenings in - she lives down the corridor in our apartment building, so wouldn't even need a taxi to pop home for a bottle!

Was she drunk enough to have reach the totally-focussed-even-though-its-not-really-that-important stage? Even the smallest thought can seem imperative!

Ooh I like the really drunk imperitive stage

She's called again, she said
1 - her pants were bothering her and she needed to change them
2 - She hated to drink our good wine (I've had half a bottle since she left)
3 - She has a wee bit of something.

H is fully in charge of the DC tonight, as h will get home from work 11ish so I will induldge

Shit that pissing post was soooooo inappropriate . Sorry

Tis good to share these things

I can be stubborn at the best of times, but a bit drunk I can be unbelievably (and pointlessly) focussed