honesty please

[Tortington]

to go round to the woman shouting

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

In harsh gutteral southern prole voice, and stick a sweaty sock in her GOB
poor fkin' Ellie

hahahahaha!

You didn't actually stick the sock in, did you? Please tell me that's just a bit of artistic embellishment?!

If you haven't done it already, you probably should.

no i just said rather loudy "oh for gods sake"

its stopped for now

whats ellie doing to warrent being shouted at?

When I was a student in London (ooh, much longer ago than I care to remember) there used to be a woman opposite who'd stand outside her house every day in her nightie (big-eyed, droopy-eared dog cartoon on the front), fag hanging out of her mouth, shouting: 'MAAAAAA-FEEEEEW!! MAAAAAAA-FEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!'. Always made us laugh.

If you do have any sweaty socks (and the cheesier, the better), please do shove em in. For Ellie's and Matthew's sakes.

i have no idea - but this woman bellows - and i have a gob on me when i shout a the kids - so am not beng overly arsey here in my backgarden listening to her BELLOWING

hmmm...what does she think of you when you get shouting at your kids, I wonder?!

I hear this kind of crap at the bus stop every day, the same woman shouting at the top of her voice at beffany and aleesha.
It's really no surprise Beffany and Aleeesha ignore their mother, it really isn't.

beffany and aleesha haa haa haa

when i shout - its lovely soooooothing northern tones. and i dont do it in the back garden!!!

Dear Custardo,

Oy! Oo do you fink you are, takin the mick ahta mah muvva on the worldwide in'ernet where ev'ryone c'n see it? Only I am allahed ta giv 'er grief, awrigh'? She is mah muvva, no yaws! 'ANDS OFF!!

PMSL!!!

VS, are you sure that you're not mixing TV with reality? Sounds like you live near Bianca!

lol at op.
friend of mine had a dog called Mel. when he took it to dog training they were teaching the dogs to come to heel (mel....Come).said dog had a mind of her own and was having nothing of it.
Instructer was killing himself laughing:

is that fecking dog called malcom???

One of my pet hates: fish-wife mothers, do they have no shame?

Woman! WOMAN!

Ah get the feelin' you ain't takin' me seriously. Don't get me ayngry. You won't loike me when ah'm ayngry.

Oh, sod this for a laugh, it's far too complicated to spell in Cockney.

PMSL really funny thanks

Oh they don't live near my, my gob is the only one round here, in fact,shit, custy, you sure it's ELLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and not ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

The woman behind me asked me if my DD was Ella as she'd heard me 'call her' apparently

Well apparently my real-life Aussie accent's not too bad, but having come out of an Essex school with a sultry RP voice I'm bewildered but I suppose sort of pleased to learn that I'm unable to even write in Mockney, let alone speak it!

are you sure it wasn't Oi!!! Ellie............Naaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Loving the southern prole reference, i think that must be me

deffo ellieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

shes stopped BTW.

might be a mumsnetter

When I was a teenager me and a bunch of friends went out somewhere, and being teens we were all a little bit late back.

Cue one of my friends, Anthony, being mortally embarrassed by his mother coming up behind him, slapping him round the top of the head in comedy fashion and shouting, in broadest Yorkshire: "Anthon-EH, next time yer late, ring your fooking MOOTHA"

We never let him live that one down {grin}

we used to have this problem with one mum and her megan.

only it was more of a sqouk (sp?) than a shout. it used to drive dh mad.

DD1 was going to be called Courtney but after an hour of sitting in the gynae ward while some junkie mother loudly berated "Courtneeee" i was somewhat put off.