I'll preface this by saying I'm rarely poorly, great immune system, haven't needed time off for illness in years...
3 weeks ago I picked up a sickness bug, both ends. Was almost bed/toilet bound for 3 days, when I was better still shattered and mega dehydrated. Now, my stomach still isn't right, I'm very farty and constipated, whereas normally I'm very regular, and I've got pretty persistent heartburn, almost as bad as during pregnancy.
Surely this isn't still the after affects of the bug? I miss just pooping in a normal manner and not farting when I go for a stroll...!?