Oh well, if nothing else you’ve given them a good laugh 😂
imagine that phone call
”hello, 101 … “
“hi, yes I’m calling to report a dog attack”
“any injuries?”
“no”
“ok … what actually happened?”
“well, it barked at me!”
“It barked? Umm ok … can you identify the breed?”
“chihuahua”
(call operator tries to cover up her giggling) “a chihuahua?”
“yes! It barked and growled at me and I was frozen to the spot in fear!”
“ok, were the owners around?”
“Well, that’s another thing! A 6 year old girl was out on her own!”
“No parents?”
“not until I shouted at the child and made her cry! Then the mother came out”
“you shouted at the child??”
“yes! I was terrified!”
“umm ok … nothing we can do on this occasion I’m afraid”
(call operator puts the phone down and says to colleagues …) “hey, listen to this one!”
She retells the story and everyone laughs. Someone suggests the silly calls should ease up next week when the kids go back to school.