Am I being unreasonable to want to speak to a human and not a machine when I call a bank? I have just tried to phone the bank that my brownie unit account is with as I need to attempt to change my name (marriage) and ask for a statement. As it is a business account (they don’t offer a charity account) there is no option for online banking but still the automated voice asks me to access my online account that they don’t offer to get my PIN number. I also wanted to ask what documents they want to change my name and if I need an appointment for this or if any of the tellers can do it (not the first time I’ve tried). Again the automated voice gives me all these wonderful options that I cannot access as I have no account with them except my brownies account and no option for online banking. I understand I will need to go into the bank to do both things but why can I not speak to a human first to potentially save me multiple trips of over three miles each way.