ICKS and annoyances

[BeDeepAmberTurtle]

I want to hear everyone's weird ick's they get with people/ partners

I didn't really have any, but have read some really funny ones.

Husband and I we were discussing dinner and he just said 'Garlic Bread' in Peter Kays voice and I had to warn him I would never have sex with him again if he ever said it again 😂

False teeth. OR any kind of plate for dentures. On anyone of any age. BORK😬

I hate it when men snap their fingers rhythmically, especially if they are sort of ’dance- walking’ down the stairs at the same time.

That's hilarious OP
Noisy eating 👊

That's a bit unfair. My DD is going to have dentures before she's even 12 because of a genetic condition she has. It really doesn't automatically mean poor dental hygiene ffs. Quite literally nothing would/could change or improve her condition, she was born with it.

Poor kid is going to have to battle against so much ignorance in her life 😢

For me it's chewing gum (& noisy eating). Why on earth do you want to chew something that you're not going to swallow? Why do you think it's sexy to be endlessly chewing like a cow?! 🐮

Light hearted answer - my partner using the shortening of my name that i absolutely HATE. (Think Lizzy for Elizabeth when your chosen name is Beth) He got away with it once as a joke, but has been warned to never do it again as i really dont like it and have years of family calling me that against my wishes.

Serious answer - when you assert a firm sexual boundary of something you're absolutely not willing to partake in, and they sulk. Or throw a tantrum. Dealbreaker and relationship ender if they refuse to take no for an answer and try to coerce you, or as my ex did, threaten to force it on you when you're compromised and cant physically stop them.

I didn't say anything about poor dentil hygiene. Icks are by default illogical. I've got an issue with dentures. They make me cringe.

Large Adam’s apples are my ICK. Can’t even look at them. Cristiano Ronaldo is the worst.

@MiserableMrsMopp No I know you didn't but I'm pointing out that many people have dentures because of health conditions beyond their control. That's like saying you have an ick about people who are disabled. I mean, you're entitled to your preferences of course but it's not something you can say and expect not to be challenged on...

Rogue hairs on the face (my DH had a rogue long eyebrow hair that sprouted out of nowhere - tweezers were proffered forthwith). It gave me the massive icks.

My (then) toddler accidentally head butted my DH and loosened his front tooth.
DH has since lost that tooth and has a denture.
Not only does he rattle it around his mouth with his tongue while he is watching tv, he also leaves it out in random places. Major, major ick 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Coughing/clearing your throat without covering your mouth. Used to know a guy who was constantly hrugh-hrugh-humming to the point you could hear phelgm rattling in his throat but would never cover his mouth and it now enrages me whenever anyone does it.

Also beard hair when it creeps over their lips 🤢
Actually, beards just in general.

Teeth hygiene my deardry

I second that thank God DH shaves his mustache area and leave his beard long.

People who eat with their mouths open.
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Beards, especially long ones, are absolutely FOUL 🤮

When people say "to cut a long story short". If you have to say it, you've probably already been going on far too long.