This is lighthearted before I get jumped on.
But seriously, does anyone else's dh/partner do this?
If we are out shopping or browsing. Clothes and stuff not food shopping. Dh either disappears completely, or follows me around really closely, so close that he's almost tripping over me, then will sort of stand directly in front of what I'm looking trying to look at, completely oblivious. If I ask him to help me choose or find something even quite specific he will wander off and pick up the most random, strange and hideous thing in the shop and keep saying "what about this" over and over again.
I'm not really one for trailing round the shops these days myself, but even on the rare occasion that we do need to go and choose something it feels like such an ordeal that I'm reminded why I should just go on my own.
It doesn't help that I haven autism so find the shops when busy quite overwhelming and dh is very hard of hearing but won't wear hearing aids and can't hear a word I'm saying in a crowded place.