What are your best seduction techniques when you want to psychologically seduce a new date?

[Faintwhisp]

Imagine it is a Saturday night, you have enjoyed a wonderful date with someone new, you bring them back to your home **

Do you have any signatures stops you pull out to make this person enamoured with you? I don’t mean the obvious!

Do a Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

Very funny everyone!
I should have known better than trying to get any serious answers on AIBU!

If I’ve invited someone back to my place on a Saturday night after a good date, I’m pretty sure I’m not going to need any further ‘scene-setting’ or psychological mind games to let them know I want to shag them.

Why are you asking this question? You clearly are not ‘just curious’ - you’re not just asking this out if nowhere. Rather than making the whole thread like the experience of pulling teeth, just say what your situation is FFS.

@mighteeaphroditee phwoar
My second proper date with my now husband was in IKEA. Then we went back to his and competitively assembled matching units each.

You might get some more helpful answers if you were prepared to actually engage and explain what your issue is rather than expecting everyone to provide you with detailed help and info without putting any effort into the thread yourself.

Is it the same as gaslighting someone? 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I wanted someone to like me, I express genuine interest in their hobbies I know nothing about even if it sounds totally headfuck boring.

Seduction wise I’m married anyway; but I lift my shirt revealing my large; nearly to the bellybutton breasts, then begin to contort my upper body around in rhythm until my post-two-children boobs are swinging around in circles.

You make them feel special and safe.

Not quite sure why you expected serious answers tbh!

My line used to be "I'm going to bed, do you want to stay on the sofa or join me?"

You, you need a lot of help, you need to see someone good, really very good.

I say "Do you want to boink?" while making the fingers on my left hand into a circle and moving a finger on my right hand back and forth into the circle.

Didnt Julie Walters meet her husband, then an AA man in a club and take him home to fix her washing machine?

She then heard him talking about something needing a 'good seeing to' only it was the machine not her but she thought it was her and acted accordingly

“He said I needed a pump - I misunderstood him”

The only help I need is a tit-lift and some sexy undies.

get swinging gal!

@BackAgainSlimLady

The only help you need is a good bra fitting

Every man I've ever met loves a swinging boob or two

I have promised DH if he ever gets to the stage where he considers assisted dying, I will lovingly suffocate him with my boobs and claim it was an accident. Saves on the airfare to Switzerland

“He said I needed a pump - I misunderstood him”

This is absolutely genius.. going to ask DH to up his life insurance tomorrow.

This properly made me laugh 😂

Average age of this this topic I think is about 12, and why not!

You could always try holding her hand while you sob about your childhood. Throw in some eye contact for a sympathy shag 🤷

Grim?

God

This is my tried and tested seduction set up.

Misread seduction as sedation at first. So there we are.

I remember brandy and Babycham being a thing in my clubbing days in the early 80s.