How many sausages is too many?

[KenIsAnAccessory]

Chipolatas, specifically. Naice ones.

DH out for pizza and cinema with the elder DC, toddler in bed so I'm going for the healthy option of sausage sandwich for tea. 5 left in the packet, 3 is my usual number of choice to comfortably fill the sandwich and satisfy the craving, but leaving 2 chipolatas seems silly. Lashings of ketchup, obviously.

YANBU - eat all five
YABU - stop right there little miss piggy, too many!

I ate all 5 🐷. Now experiencing equal parts enjoyment and regret. They were delicious though.

2 for a starter with a different sauce, 3 in the sandwich.

This'll turn up as a maths problem on this year's GCSEs, guaranteed.

Cook all 5. Eat what you can manage and have the left overs before bed or for lunch tomorrow!

Thats so wrong I'd have to cut it in half width ways with 2 fully in tact chipolatas on each side.

It works!
Plus they don't roll out of the toast!

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Chipolatas? Eat the lot, mate.

What is you cholesterol level? Sausages are a big NO.

I don't understand the question.

Don't regret. Have a peppermint tea 😄

I ate a 6 pack of tesco finest pork and apple sausages in one sitting the other day for dinner with mash, they were nice.

Yes, this is the right answer. Cold sausages is a top tier fridge snack.

Cold sausages are* a top tier snack

Oops, just seen your update. Nevermind. You never regret a sausage.

Ha. Yes, indeed. I meant to type 'cold sausage is' but my fingers ran away with me.

Yes sorry, I think I’m just angry because no one can use is and are properly anymore. Don’t take it personally

Mumsnet competitive undereating at its finest! Are you one of those women who love it when a man comments about how little they have on their plate….?

Definitely all 5.

I could eat you lot under the table though

Hmm. I need an easy supper after my journey on Monday and there’s a Waitrose next to the train station I’ll arrive at….

Edited to add- that will be 3 normal sausages + beans.

You bugger, you have now started in me a craving for sossidges!

This entire thread makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Hide the sausage (thread)?

No I've had a gastric sleeve so can't eat much.

I always cook them all (10 in the packs I buy) and save some for the next day