Writing a Mumsnet song

[Devilgate]

I’ve been thinking of writing a catchy Mumsnet song and the hook in it would be something like ..

”And we all go no contact” 🎵🎶🎵

I just thought I’d cheer people up on a Saturday afternoon ..

With a bit of a Bohemian Rhapsody vibe, and a chorus of
🎼🎶🎶 Massive salad! Massive salad! Massive salad!

The everlasting chicken has to be in there somewhere....

Maybe the lyrics of the 60s classic
‘Everlasting Love’ could be changed to ‘Everlasting Chicken’ 🤣

🎵🎶🎵

Massive salad, week-long chicken
Should we answer the ring doorbell? 🎵🎶🎵

"I see a little bit of dust on the floor,
Sweep it up, sweep it up, or leave it for the cleaner?

Mn is like the old JK show men never get it right and women are never wrong.

I want to sack the cleaner
But I am a people pleaser
She takes too many breaks
And eats my home made cakes !

Never never never never
No! Oh oh oh ooooh!

'But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me'
He's just a lazy man living in his fantasy -
Spare me my life from this cock lodging monstrosity!

“Row row row your Ducks
Get them in a row
merrily merrily merrily merrily
Let’s all LTB”

Penis cup!
20% tax on private school fees!
Zoflora!
How many showers a week we have!
Soap or shower gel? !
LTB!

Brilliant !! 🤣🙌

(To the tune of ‘do your ears hang low).

Get your ducks in a row, out your husband you do throw, is your cleaner on the rob, you should get yourself a job, don’t you dare get fat and your in-laws are all twats, get your ducks in a roooow.

Amazing

you definitely need a mention of "pearl clutching" in there somewhere OP.

And "fuming"

😂

@Devilgate 😆🤣😆

To the tune of Don't look back in anger by Oasis.

And so the housework can't wait, the mental load is too great as we’re not following Fly Lady.
Her soul slides away, “But don’t let your sheets get darked on,” I heard you say.

And has the devil put a chicken in front of me .

Don't use a toilet brush they are disgusting.
And ltb , ltb , ltb .