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Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

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Roxieandthegang · 27/01/2025 15:43

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

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FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 27/01/2025 16:14

It's just crude gibberish.

Jellycats4life · 27/01/2025 16:14

I was shocked by a Sabrina Carpenter song recently. Her fans are mostly young teens. Why does everything have to be so pornbrained these days?

Sunshiiine · 27/01/2025 16:15

Holy shit what have I just read.

i want to bleach my eyeballs.

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:15

rewilded · 27/01/2025 16:00

I am scared to google - what's the gist of it?

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet so use your imagination (it seems to be missing a comma but that's the least of it !!)

It's obviously meant to shock and it's pretty nasty to be fair!

ILiedToJimmyNail · 27/01/2025 16:16

I just made the mistake of looking at the lyrics... Bloody hell. It's a bit much Bruno old chap 😂

MLMsuperfan · 27/01/2025 16:16

Perhaps it's not about sex. Maybe "slob on my cl*" or "throw my legs back, eat my **ty from the front" is a complex literary metaphor.

AuContraire · 27/01/2025 16:16

It's like he's a 17 year old who's never had sex before.

Grim.

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:17

Is anyone gonna post the song title?

ChristmasPudd1990 · 27/01/2025 16:17

Just read the lyrics. Not heard the song. It's WAP mark 2 isn't it? 🥴

MonstroElisasue · 27/01/2025 16:18

You can block explicit content in the settings I think.

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:18

How is this the man who wrote the same lyrics as “When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change cos you’re amazing just the way you are”

What is he doing?

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:18

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:17

Is anyone gonna post the song title?

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet

TwigletsAndRadishes · 27/01/2025 16:19

Woah! I don't know what I was expecting, but I wasn't expecting that. Am I safe to assume I won't be hearing it on the Jeremy Vine show?

Honestly, why though? It's going to get barely any mainstream radio plays due to the sheer amount of bleeps it would require, so what's the point?

I know how parents of teens in the 50s felt now, when they got all worked up about Elvis's pelvis and Rock 'n' Roll being the devil's work. I am actually outraged and revolted. I don't appreciate being made to feel so old and uptight but God, that's properly grim.

FrenchandSaunders · 27/01/2025 16:19

Gone from catching a grenade for someone to that!

Apparently he's in a lot of debt

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:19

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:18

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet

Honestly even the song title is embarrassing

TwigletsAndRadishes · 27/01/2025 16:20

And if you think the title's bad, have a stiff drink before you google the lyrics.

Skandar · 27/01/2025 16:20

Wigtopia · 27/01/2025 16:09

I had to look up the lyrics and it started off awful, but then I absolutely lost it when read the lyrics “titties on your forehead, titties on your chin” Jesus wept! 😆😆 genuinely can’t understand why or how they came up with these lyrics - must be a wind up 😆

The bit about a milk mustache was worse 😖

LifeInAHamsterWheel · 27/01/2025 16:20

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:19

Honestly even the song title is embarrassing

Yes, and even if there's a censored version for the radio I'd hate to be the DJ announcing it!

MonstroElisasue · 27/01/2025 16:21

FallOfTheHouseOfUtterlyButterly · 27/01/2025 15:52

Never mind, found it

Can you turn explicit lyrics off? So it skips songs listed as explicit?

Yes. Attached screenshot with instructions .

Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??
StinkyWizzleteets · 27/01/2025 16:21

Just googled lyrics, gave me a good laugh.

it’s the world we created people. Slowly we pushed the boundaries until we have this dross. It’s very funny

Puppupandaway · 27/01/2025 16:21

I've just googled it thinking surely it can't be that bad! Omg, I'm disgusted. Bruno Mars what the hell are you thinking?? I haven't heard it, just read the lyrics. What right minded woman would sing those lyrics and what perverted man would sing it? Downright filth.

BertieBotts · 27/01/2025 16:21

Can't stand him, whiny-voiced sex pest.

Wilfrida1 · 27/01/2025 16:22

I am clutching my pearls AND clenching! It's actual filth!

Probablywould · 27/01/2025 16:23

Honestly, why though? It's going to get barely any mainstream radio plays due to the sheer amount of bleeps it would require, so what's the point?

don’t really need mainstream radio play esp as a big artist, streaming and it will be used by loads of people on TikTok, shorts etc

Everanewbie · 27/01/2025 16:23

This reminds me of the real I saw at Christmas. A radio DJ announces:

"The festive classic, Fairytail of New York has been banned for not meeting modern sensitivities. Instead, here's Cardi B talking about her fanny for 3 and a half minutes"

It betrays a lack of ideas and creativity. No need of it.