Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

[Roxieandthegang]

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

Ewwww!

This. It’s the same with Michael Jackson, I turn the radio off if he comes in. Just can’t get past what he did.

I've seen both Barry and Bruno, in the same week in the same city.

See, we can do other things at the same time as clutching our earls proudly.

(and it's Manilow, btw).

I am certainly no prude, but what on earth was he thinking?!

😂 also I really can’t help reading that part in a very nursery rhyme voice, like round and round the garden.
titties on your forehead
titties on your chin
titties on the titties of my big titty friends

i think that’s the last line, I can’t do with googling it again

Oh good grief

Where's Irving Berlin and the Gershwins when you need them?

I'm probably just a grumpy old person, but it doesn't even seem like the songwriter has woven a coherent - albeit explicit - lyric line at all.

It's just like some teenagers have been desperately thinking of all the rude words and phrases that they know and just saying and repeating them randomly - not unlike Jay from the Inbetweeners.

WAP was the same.

I haven't heard it but a young relative talked to me about it and I've read the lyrics. I agree they're really awful. Why do some young women think this is empowering? My young relative certainly doesn't think this song is empowering.

Urgh, I just googled it 🤢

Bruno Mars has racked up huge gambling debts so he seems to be teaming up with whoever to make some money back. Desperation.

Thanks @LozzaChops101 😂 I am now thinking that I may refer to mine as 'ones boobs'. As in, 'Ones boobs are requiring some freedom after work, due to having been confined in a bra all day.'. I'm not sure that our dear departed Queen would have said it in those words, though she may have thought it a time or two.

I am glad we concur on the Bruno song.

Agree.

Bum, Willie, Bum, Bum, Willie!

(that's my chorus but the verses will be similar in tone)

Do I get a record contract now?

Ok you've written the verse for my chorus.

I think it’s a nice change to have a song about women enjoying sex compared to the twenty billion songs about men doing so 🤷‍♀️ maybe a bit much for the radio though, haha

That IS the actual verse sadly!

I would always clutch my earls proudly, if I had any.

It’s the ‘Sting of the dying wasp’

Artists who carry on like this are desperate.

It sounds disgusting. No need for it.

See we can't even make it up.

I do like the tune 'round and round the garden' and I may now be humming this and hearing those nonsensical lyrics in my head for the next week or so.

😂

Good Lord! Where are my pearls!? I am no prude but that is so nasty!

I think your lyrics are much better. You deserve that contract.

Yes sadly I can’t take credit for that little ditty (titty)

Christ the night those lyrics are wild. No chance of me allowing anyone here to play that!

The last line of that verse makes me feel queasy. I suggest she visit a doctor if her punani is in such a state as to leave the man looking like that.

Yuck what revolting lyrics, I feel like we are going backwards.

😂😂 this actually made me LOL! So funny when you say those lyrics to ‘round and round the garden’!

Or ‘I’m a little teapot’ 🫖

Oh my bleeding gawd make it stop😩

Eta managed 30 seconds of that shite.

Another “artiste” I’ll file in the bin