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What do you remember from your childhood that you now realise you really misunderstood?

806 replies

Carryonrunning · 24/01/2025 08:53

Was just chatting to a friend about this:

  1. Hearing all the boys in class talking about how a girl’s tampon fell out in the classroom. Lived in fear of this for many years before I realised they meant it fell out of her bag, not her body!

  2. Opening the door of a sauna with my cousin (which was right in the middle of the spa area, so not private) on holiday in a nice hotel and my uncle inside shouting at us to close the door. I cried for weeks thinking I’d inadvertently seen him naked (although I didn’t actually see anything). Couldn’t look at him for years without feeling sick before I was old enough to realise we were just letting the heat out and annoying the other people in there! No one was naked in mixed sauna in the very public pool area of a nice spa hotel full of people!

OP posts:
VivienneDelacroix · 25/01/2025 02:28

Nikitaspearlearring · 24/01/2025 11:14

Serra-mic? SER-a-mic?

Suh ra mic, surely?

pennyHD · 25/01/2025 02:39

I thought there were thousands of roads called 'Give Way'

I thought buggery was a type of burglary and loudly asked my mum in front of loads of relatives if this was the case

JoyousGreyOrca · 25/01/2025 03:20

I thought when I ran ahead of my parents up a hill that I startled a couple who were lying in the grass kissing. I actually startled them because they were having sex.

Worried1305 · 25/01/2025 04:14

I thought when people broke a bone it meant a bit of their arm or leg had literally fallen off and had to be glued back on. I remember my friend at primary school breaking her arm and having it in a sling and I really wanted to have a peek to see how they’d managed to reattach half of it - did they perhaps use Velcro? 😁

scalt · 25/01/2025 05:52

@Katiesaidthat You need to see "The play that goes wrong". One character in it pronounces lots of words as they are spelled (as he reads his lines from the back of his hand), including "façade".

HazelBite · 25/01/2025 06:05

When I used to hear on the news that someone had been taken into custody I used to wonder why someone would be punished by putting them into a bath of custard.

Feelinghurt2 · 25/01/2025 06:08

CrushingOnRubies · 24/01/2025 23:35

You’re welcome! Exactly I was picturing a talking a camel with 3 humps. Think there was a cartoon video to help the visual.

even know when he’s occasionally interviewed I still think he’s called Alice the Camel

Utterly brilliant!

LookingAtMyBhunas · 25/01/2025 06:13

Great thread!

We used to break into the school playground when it was closed and there was a sign up saying 'Trespassers will be Prosecuted'. I honestly thought this meant we would be executed by our heads being chopped off.

Still carried on doing it though 🙄

Mumofmarauders · 25/01/2025 07:01

FlyingPandas · 24/01/2025 11:47

The town I grew up in was a 'twin town' (ie there was a sign up as you entered saying something like "Cardiff: Twinned With Nantes" - for example - I didn't actually grow up in Cardiff).

I genuinely thought 'twin town' meant that the other town was an identical twin of ours. So that somewhere else in the world there would be a town that looked EXACTLY like ours. Identical buildings, shops, schools, road network, greenery, everything.

I don't think I worked out that this wasn't actually true until I got to university.

This is so charming though! I'm going to pretend that's true in my head now :-)

Cel77 · 25/01/2025 07:14

I was 8 when I told my little sister (4) you should not drink water after swallowing soapy water from the bath as you might die (no idea where I heard that but I thought that was true). She told me years later she didn't drink for two days,and then finally took the plunge in desperation, believing she'd pay for it with her life!

Blueemeraldagain · 25/01/2025 07:24

That “behave” was one word. I would reply “I am being have”
Also that Eeyore was named after the noise donkeys make-
I was definitely old enough to know better: just never thought about it!

Blueemeraldagain · 25/01/2025 07:28

FlyingPandas · 24/01/2025 11:47

The town I grew up in was a 'twin town' (ie there was a sign up as you entered saying something like "Cardiff: Twinned With Nantes" - for example - I didn't actually grow up in Cardiff).

I genuinely thought 'twin town' meant that the other town was an identical twin of ours. So that somewhere else in the world there would be a town that looked EXACTLY like ours. Identical buildings, shops, schools, road network, greenery, everything.

I don't think I worked out that this wasn't actually true until I got to university.

Omg I thought this too! A close friend’s father was a city planner and I thought they just all got together to design towns and cities and share ideas! I haven’t thought about that for years!! 😂😂

Notmanyleftnow · 25/01/2025 07:43

Purplepeopleeaterz · 24/01/2025 12:25

Me too, to make it make sense I thought she must have been moved into a bigger glass container the bigger she got 😆

I just thought the test tube expanded with her...

MissNowt · 25/01/2025 07:53

I thought the guests on Desert Island Discs were actually sent to a desert island after they'd chosen their records etc. Couldn't understand why a newsreader was on TV the following week. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Katy4321 · 25/01/2025 08:05

RaspberryBeretxx · 24/01/2025 12:03

My parents took me to church and I thought God's name was Peter because there's a part in the service where they say "Thanks be to God" and i heard "Thanks Peter God".

I thought that too for ages! Well Peter is a biblical name!

Princessfluffy · 25/01/2025 08:16

Failed to realise that sex ever took place in bedrooms, assumed it was only ever for conception purposes (and that once was enough to conceive). As the diagrams shown to me of genitalia were on people STANDING UP I assumed sex was a stand up affair, also assumed that in my own house this would occur in the downstairs WC with the door locked. I was about 8 years old at this point and felt pretty happy to understand conception so clearly.

SoftandQuiet · 25/01/2025 08:21

I pronounced WHSmith as wuhsmiths for years!

FarmGirl78 · 25/01/2025 08:23

All thought my childhood I thought my Dad was an angry bullish man as every now and again he would shout at my Mum, storm out of the house and disappear for hours often just going for a drive. He would also spend hours and hours in his study and not do 'family time', wouldn't take us abroad on holiday etc. I thought he was a unwilling partner and angry he wasn't kinder and affectionate and cuddly to her.

Now I'm older I've realised that my Mum has MASSIVE anxiety issues, is overbearing, nuerotic, interfering, won't let up and won't let anything drop and is just generally exhausting to be with. She verbally commentates her life....EVERY SINGLE THING that runs through her mind has to come out of her mouth ("I'm just wondering whether I should take this cup back to the kitchen or wait until I have my next cup of tea"..."I'm just getting up now to throw this in the bin"...."Now I'm thinking I've not heard the weather today so I won't know what to wear if we go out") . She talks CONSTANTLY and just can't relax or chill. There's times I've had to veto certain topics of discussion because she just keeps on and on and if I hear it one more time I'll scream. (Eg, I mentioned I wanted a new tv and she started researching tvs, where I could buy them, what size was best and was phoning me like 5 times a night to talk about tvs, despite me asking her not to. Or menu choices for family events, she'll phone me 8 times asking if I'm sure I still want the crem brulé as it's not too late to change my mind and surely the restaurant would understand.) We have both begged and pleaded with her to get help but she refuses to admit there's an issue. I now feel so so sorry for my Father, him storming out was his only way of escaping when it all became too much and she was at fever pitch with her fussing and wouldn't let up. She never showed him any affection over the years despite him making it clear it was important to him in their marriage. He left once for about 6 months before coming home for the sake of me and my brother.

I really really wish for my Dads sake he'd divorced her and found someone who showed him affection and appreciation, and would have given him a happy and much less stressfree life. He's lived a half life in staying and it could have been such a fulfilled happy life if he'd had left. We'd have had less opportunities if they'd divorced, probably couldn't have afforded Uni, wouldn't have lived in such a nice house. But my poor Dad wouldn't have had to hide away in the evenings in his study and would have just been able to relax. He says he'd have loved to have taken us abroad but they could have only afforded self catering and organising food etc would have sent her into overdrive and we just wouldn't have coped with her. So much of his life has just been exhausting. He sees how much it's affected me too growing up with her as a Mother. He says it's too late for her to change now but that he bitterly regrets not addressing matters when he realised she had issues.

While as a child I knew how much she "fussed" in general, I feel bad that that I spent my childhood assuming it was him who was the issue in their unhappy marriage. I just didn't see how extensively it affected him.

Carryonrunning · 25/01/2025 08:24

Princessfluffy · 25/01/2025 08:16

Failed to realise that sex ever took place in bedrooms, assumed it was only ever for conception purposes (and that once was enough to conceive). As the diagrams shown to me of genitalia were on people STANDING UP I assumed sex was a stand up affair, also assumed that in my own house this would occur in the downstairs WC with the door locked. I was about 8 years old at this point and felt pretty happy to understand conception so clearly.

I thought the man’s parts stuck outwards (at a right angle to their body), rather than upwards when erect and therefore the woman had to be laying down and the man standing, for it to work.

That was once I understood my own anatomy. Before that I assumed my own parts were horizontal too!

OP posts:
LovelyCuppyTea · 25/01/2025 08:36

FarmGirl78 · 25/01/2025 08:23

All thought my childhood I thought my Dad was an angry bullish man as every now and again he would shout at my Mum, storm out of the house and disappear for hours often just going for a drive. He would also spend hours and hours in his study and not do 'family time', wouldn't take us abroad on holiday etc. I thought he was a unwilling partner and angry he wasn't kinder and affectionate and cuddly to her.

Now I'm older I've realised that my Mum has MASSIVE anxiety issues, is overbearing, nuerotic, interfering, won't let up and won't let anything drop and is just generally exhausting to be with. She verbally commentates her life....EVERY SINGLE THING that runs through her mind has to come out of her mouth ("I'm just wondering whether I should take this cup back to the kitchen or wait until I have my next cup of tea"..."I'm just getting up now to throw this in the bin"...."Now I'm thinking I've not heard the weather today so I won't know what to wear if we go out") . She talks CONSTANTLY and just can't relax or chill. There's times I've had to veto certain topics of discussion because she just keeps on and on and if I hear it one more time I'll scream. (Eg, I mentioned I wanted a new tv and she started researching tvs, where I could buy them, what size was best and was phoning me like 5 times a night to talk about tvs, despite me asking her not to. Or menu choices for family events, she'll phone me 8 times asking if I'm sure I still want the crem brulé as it's not too late to change my mind and surely the restaurant would understand.) We have both begged and pleaded with her to get help but she refuses to admit there's an issue. I now feel so so sorry for my Father, him storming out was his only way of escaping when it all became too much and she was at fever pitch with her fussing and wouldn't let up. She never showed him any affection over the years despite him making it clear it was important to him in their marriage. He left once for about 6 months before coming home for the sake of me and my brother.

I really really wish for my Dads sake he'd divorced her and found someone who showed him affection and appreciation, and would have given him a happy and much less stressfree life. He's lived a half life in staying and it could have been such a fulfilled happy life if he'd had left. We'd have had less opportunities if they'd divorced, probably couldn't have afforded Uni, wouldn't have lived in such a nice house. But my poor Dad wouldn't have had to hide away in the evenings in his study and would have just been able to relax. He says he'd have loved to have taken us abroad but they could have only afforded self catering and organising food etc would have sent her into overdrive and we just wouldn't have coped with her. So much of his life has just been exhausting. He sees how much it's affected me too growing up with her as a Mother. He says it's too late for her to change now but that he bitterly regrets not addressing matters when he realised she had issues.

While as a child I knew how much she "fussed" in general, I feel bad that that I spent my childhood assuming it was him who was the issue in their unhappy marriage. I just didn't see how extensively it affected him.

Edited

Wow that sounds exhausting! Your poor dad! You say your mum denies there’s a problem - have you ever recorded her witterings to play back to her?

FarmGirl78 · 25/01/2025 08:38

When I was little I knew that bruises or cuts hurt when you touched them. So I thought pain was something you felt with your finger, like temperature or sharp points etc. So I got very frustrated with my little friend next door when I asked her to touch a bruise on my arm to feel the pain and she said she couldn't feel anything when she touched it. I just couldn't understand why she wasn't admitting to how much my bruise hurt. 🤣

Pussycat22 · 25/01/2025 08:42

My grandma was 65 when I was born and I thought she was Methuselah. I'm 65 now and think I'm middle aged!!!

Purplturpl · 25/01/2025 08:46

A friend at school told me the road next to her had been turned in to a dual carriageway. I asked her all excited if she had been on it yet if it was any good. I couldn’t understand why she just said “yeah it’s ok” and didn’t seem excited. I thought it was a “jewel” carriageway with horse and carts covered in jewels that you could go for rides on.
I was confused for years until I worked it out.

FarmGirl78 · 25/01/2025 08:50

LovelyCuppyTea · 25/01/2025 08:36

Wow that sounds exhausting! Your poor dad! You say your mum denies there’s a problem - have you ever recorded her witterings to play back to her?

She brushes it off as us teasing her. On my absolute insistence she once went to a counsellor or MH practioner, or maybe even just the GP, who told her that she just sounded like a normal parent showing maternal instinct and normal maternal concerns so there wasn't a need for taking it further. But obviously she didn't acknowledge the full extent of her fussing or admit how extensive it was.

I have tried and tried to get through to her. I've explained that as intelligent, decent, caring family we can't ALL be wrong about the fact it's an issue. She just says "I'll try harder" even though I've pointed out that "trying harder" hasn't worked for the past X amount of years and maybe she needs some official help, but there's always a reason why she's busy or has something big happening etc, so she can't go to the Doctors. I've been trying for 20+ years. The one time I really really pushed it she cried and admitted "But if I go and see someone they might tell me I'm mad". 🙄 Her Mum had anxiety issues, her brother did, her cousin did, I have, her Nephew has......it doesn't run in our family it fucking GALLOPS through it, and she's the one worst affected and yet is adamant it's not an issue. She's in her 70s now, I've given up.

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 25/01/2025 09:02

When I was little there was a girl in a comic I read called Patsy but I always read it as Pasty and thought it a strange name. A few years ago I told DH this and he said there was a boy in a comic he read called Brian but that he misread it as Brain and thought it was a strange name. True love Grin

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