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It's COULDNT care less!!! Aarrrgghhh

75 replies

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:11

After about the 15th time this week reading "they could care less" I feel like I'm losing my mind!

When did this start?
Why are people getting it wrong?!

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE PEOPLE

Bangs head on table

OP posts:
GreetingCeridwen · 06/01/2025 16:30

GinToBegin · 06/01/2025 16:28

I have an American friend, he says this, but the/his full version, ‘I could care less, but I can’t be bothered.’ I still don’t like it, but it does make a bit more sense than the shortened version.

See I can live with that, because the second part changes the entire meaning.

Phthia · 06/01/2025 16:34

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:19

Haha! 🤣

See?

Smugness will get us all in the end

Sorry, OP, your glee is misplaced. In this context, "Muphry" is the correct spelling.

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:37

GinToBegin · 06/01/2025 16:28

I have an American friend, he says this, but the/his full version, ‘I could care less, but I can’t be bothered.’ I still don’t like it, but it does make a bit more sense than the shortened version.

That makes it make more sense, but I still do not approve.

It just doesn't make proper sense to me

OP posts:
ForestFox44 · 06/01/2025 16:40

It bugs me so much too!!! Means the opposite and makes them look stupid 😅

Rhaidimiddim · 06/01/2025 16:45

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:11

After about the 15th time this week reading "they could care less" I feel like I'm losing my mind!

When did this start?
Why are people getting it wrong?!

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE PEOPLE

Bangs head on table

My recollection is that the phrase "I couldn't care less!" used to be very common.

A new generation changed it to be a question - " I could care less?" with the lift at the end of the sentence we use in spoken word to indicate a question.

The question bit then got lost, and here we are.

Catapaulting · 06/01/2025 16:47

Louisetheroux · 06/01/2025 16:20

Yep! Muphry's Law. If you criticise how others write there will inevitably be an error in your own

Ha, I had to google that wondering whether I’d been saying Murphy’s Law wrongly the whole time.

Sahara123 · 06/01/2025 16:47

Phthia · 06/01/2025 16:34

Sorry, OP, your glee is misplaced. In this context, "Muphry" is the correct spelling.

I thought it was Murphy’s law…..

SabreIsMyFave · 06/01/2025 16:49

Leafy74 · 06/01/2025 16:12

It's actually COULDN'T.

Bangs head on table.

Edited

LOL at this! 😆

I agree, saying 'I could care less' (to mean you don't care about something,) sounds daft, as it makes no sense. But the irony of you getting the 'correct' version wrong in the thread title is priceless! 😂

Sahara123 · 06/01/2025 16:49

Oh my days I’ve just googled Muphrys law that’s fantastic!!!

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe · 06/01/2025 16:50

Bang harder...

SabreIsMyFave · 06/01/2025 16:51

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:15

I literally put "it's couldn't care less" as my title?
I thought it was obvious

But you have got 'couldn't' wrong. (In the title!) You missed an apostrophe!

Can you not see the hilarious irony in this? 😆

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dragonfliesandbees · 06/01/2025 16:59

@teddyclown Came to post this but you beat me to it!

Nothatgingerpirate · 06/01/2025 17:02

But the "proper grammar" always looks good!!
😜👍

Topseyt123 · 06/01/2025 17:06

I agree that it's bollocks and makes no grammatical sense at all, Americanism or not.

Nerdlings · 06/01/2025 17:06

SabreIsMyFave · 06/01/2025 16:51

But you have got 'couldn't' wrong. (In the title!) You missed an apostrophe!

Can you not see the hilarious irony in this? 😆

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Edited

Yours is pretty ironic too!

I actually scared to post this because I just know there will be a mistake! 😂

JohnTheRevelator · 06/01/2025 17:08

Yet another Americanism. Everything over there makes its way over here before long!

IfUCantDance · 06/01/2025 17:09

Has anyone seen Wicked? This exchange happens:

Glinda: I could care less what others think. Elphaba: Couldn't.
Glinda: What?
Elphaba: You couldn't care less what other people think. Though, I... I doubt that.

TypingoftheDead · 06/01/2025 17:09

Lightswitchup · 06/01/2025 16:19

I think it’s an Americanism, which doesn’t make sense in American English either. But I think it’s supposed to be ironic/an inversion - could I care any less, so it has become ‘I could care less’

That just means you care a little, when you’re trying to say you don’t care at all.

GuestWW · 06/01/2025 17:09

Louisetheroux · 06/01/2025 16:20

Yep! Muphry's Law. If you criticise how others write there will inevitably be an error in your own

There is also Murphy's Law - that says if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

TitsoMcNamara · 06/01/2025 17:11

Topseyt123 · 06/01/2025 17:06

I agree that it's bollocks and makes no grammatical sense at all, Americanism or not.

The Americanism card can be played to justify different spellings, but not to justify people being too dim to work out the meaning of the words they're using.

Morningsky · 06/01/2025 17:14

OctopusSexArm · 06/01/2025 16:16

Ah, my bad! 😂

Never type in anger on MN I forgot the pedants will come for you

Not the point of the thread but I'd never heard the expression " my bad" until the last week or so. It's been on at least 3 MN recent threads.I'd never heard it before and had to look up what it meant.
Is that an Americanism and when did people start using it so frequently?

Ginnnny · 06/01/2025 17:14

Doesn’t irk me as much as draw instead of drawer 😂

LouisvilleSlugger · 06/01/2025 17:16

I immediately thought of David Mitchell‘s rant, but I see someone beat me to it.

While we’re at it with annoying American phrases that are infiltrating our vernacular, can people stop saying ‘pissed’ when they mean ‘pissed OFF’?

Louisetheroux · 06/01/2025 17:18

GuestWW · 06/01/2025 17:09

There is also Murphy's Law - that says if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Edited

Yes, obviously.

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