To wish I had keyed this fucknugget's car?

[BestestBrownies]

Woke up with a sore, scratchy throat this morning and no cold remedies left in the house, so braved the crowds at my local Sainsbury's to stock up. I mention this because I wouldn't choose to shop on Christmas Eve unless absolutely necessary.

Came back to my car, and this prize dickhead had totally blocked me in. Waited for 10mins in the cold and drizzle and the fuckwit didn't even apologise. Said I could've squeezed in if I'd tried. Then tried to blame his (because of course it was a fucking man), shit parking on the car on the other side.

Disclaimer: I would never actually do such a thing. I have been brought up better than that, and the thought never even entered my head at the time. I'm just fantasising about it now, as I'm sat here nursing a lemsip.

Feel free to get your own festive rage off your chest here

Aw sounds awful hope you get over it soon !

Why is it the heavy footed vaginastains aka my upstairs neighbours not even relent for one fucking day.

I swear, I'm so close to having one alcoholic beverage too many, heading upstairs and ripping 4 years of pent up frustration right out of the silly looking bints face.

But alas, I don't fancy being locked away over Christmas, or indeed at all.

However, if the purge was a real thing, I wouldn't have far to travel!

I dont know about Fucknugget being my word for 2025 - I think I will go with Vaginastains!!! 😂

I'm stealing fucknugget

I once returned to my car to someone squeezed into the hatchings around the disabled bay I was parked in, they had to overhang the front of my car at an angle because of a wall to their other side. Then they had the nerve to swear at me for daring to park in the disabled bay when I'm not disabled. Despite me having my blue badge on display and using walking aids.

Fucknugget. 😆

YANBU to think this @BestestBrownies But it's best that you didn't actually do it!

We live in a terrace with on-road parking. A fucknugget parked their car outside our house at some point this evening. Which is fine. We don't have a car and anyway, you don't own the road outside your house. What was not fine was when the alarm started up: fucknuggetting bleep-bleep-bloody-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep, then stopping and starting again. . .we haven't gone to bed yet, but if it starts again later, I'll be lying in wait for the owner with some very unfestive opinions for them.

My Christmas rage is directed at whatever bloody virus has caused my four year old to spike a temperature at bedtime on Christmas Eve ffs. He's only just a fortnight over an absolutely hideous flu!

Must be the season for it, some teen in a big car, who didn't look old enough to drive, parks across the bottom of my driveway this morning. I had to go round knocking on neighbour's doors to find out who's it was.
Then when I found him he walked slowly to the car (no apology) sniggering all the way, had a long chat with his mate before he moved it.
Then he reversed into a neighbour's drive a few doors down, when I went to drive past he deliberately pulled out of the driveway directly in front of me so I almost went in the back of him

Poor little boy. And poor you. I hope he's better soon.

Awk thank you 🥹🥰

I'm also here to say thank you @BestestBrownies for fucknuggett. I hope I remember it when I need it!

Not the point of the thread but I've found Co-op Maximum Strength Cold/Flu Sachets amazing. Recently got over that awful flu and I found those provided such a relief for symptoms. Hope you start feeling better soon, OP 🌸

Couldn’t agree more! I saw this and thought exactly the same.

Not entirely a con. It doesn't do much for my colds but lemsip makes me high.

I walked into Christmas to my entire family discussing ME — their mouths slammed shut so hard I’m surprised their teeth didn’t shatter.
I could never figure it out because I didn’t spend any time with them and zero time some of them.
That was my last Christmas with my family.

My mum always said that if anyone begins to look, just jump around.
It’ll give them something to look at and immediately take their attention off whatever you’re worried about - in this case, your lovely cake.
And now I miss my mum lol.

My step-sister consistently mispronounces my name. I know that she does it to try to annoy me.

But then, she’s an ignorant cunt.

You mean the Purge isn’t a real thing?

Oops.

Potato in exhaust pipe maybe?!

I carry these: https://m.shein.com/au/ark/3231?type=immersive&goods_id=46056573&test=5051&url_from=shein_google_auadplaEN_GPM_ArtsCraftsSewing_20240718&scene=1&pf=google&ad_type=DPA&language=en&siteuid=pwau&landing_page_id=3231&ad_test_id=3465&requestId=olw-4a7qc7v4fpqu&gad_source=1&skucode=I54ky1f6t4p0&onelink=0/googlefeed_au&gbraid=0AAAAADm0yO7atvNfWsqENtWDC36Pw2JkG&currency=AUD&lang=en&cid=21480430991

dropped one on a 4WD that had partially parked in the lane the other day.

I strongly disagree as does St Delia!

The key thing is to make sure they are a)The most important one, the right kind of potatoes. Some varieties just dont make good mash, others dont make good chips etc. You really do need to check. b) they are thoroughly drained and allowed to steam off their residual water and c) are cut into small pieces first.

Electric whisk makes the absolute best mash!

My Nan used to make the most amazing, creamy mash. She used a fork! No masher for her. She would mix it for ages to make it creamy. I couldn’t stand the noise of the fork scraping the metal pan and would sit in the lounge with my fingers in my ears. No non stick for her.

My rage is at someone at work

He sent me a teams message 2 days ago to do something, I said "in future please direct anything like this to X via email or the general teams chat so it doesn't get missed"

"No problem" he replies

I finished work yesterday slightly early and put my out of office on.

2 minutes before he finished work, he sends me a teams message to do something. I've already left, it's now been missed, it should have been sent how I asked it to be and now the client will be pissed off

A relative wrote a card to me wishing me a "healthy and productive" new year.

I've had a chronic illness for ten years, I'm neither healthy and nor as a consequence productive and that isn't going to change in 2025!

Surely wishing people a "productive" NY isn't a thing?