"In some capacity post conviction" so basically, make a mistake/error/being stupid as a young person and all that awaits you for the next 60 years is sack cloth and ash?
Unless i'm mistaken you seem to take quite an anti Labour stance on other threads?
Haigh/Starmer made these quotes about people who were making laws but at exactly the same time, breaking them... ie Parties!! a totally different scenario and one that is correct too, i m sure if Boris had an anti social conviction for a particularly wild party 10 years ago, he'd still be PM....
Outside of a custodial sentence, i think anyone should be able to be an MP or even a minister.... people can often become better people through making and learning from acts of stupidity/error or do we just want our MPs etc to be guilty of only running through Fields of Wheat? incidentally, that would be criminal damage lol!
However, all of this is caveated on if Haigh's offence was a one off and not part of a wider pattern of stealing phones.