Well??? Am I??? <glares round menacingly>

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AIBU to yell at DH for scaring the crap out of me??

Picture the scenario:

Me in kitchen.

DH in lounge.

DH walks normally whilst chatting to me sneaks up on me, whilst I am dancing round kitchen singing at top of voice to ipod quietly doing dinner in the kitchen.

I turn round and he is there!

Tis just bloody rude if you ask me, and therefore deserves "You b*stard you could have warned me you were coming!!"

See, completely reasonable behaviour given the cold calculated sneaking if you as me.

Disclaimer: This is not a true aibu situation.

YANBU

at all.

men!

He's lucky you didn't accidentally impale him on your wooden spoon!

or you could have chased him round the kitchen, stripped naked and had some 'fun' with him!

Do all men do this? I once worked for someone who used to do that.

mine does this.

to get back at him i hide in the dark hallway last thing at night and wait for him to come out from the bathroom. and shout boo at him from the front room door!

This could so easily be DH and I! We are always scaring each other. Some days he actually thinks I am trying to give him a heart attack. I like to stand outside the bathroom door and when he opens it I am just there

My DH hid behind the sofa last night - for 20 mins then jumped out! I absolutely shat myself. I now have throat infection which I blame him for (the screams were that loud)!

remember whats said on MN stays on MN and can't be used by courts or insurance companies (i hope!!)

He's just come in and turned the light on and off so I know he is there

20 minutes?!

That's dedication to the cause.

What was he doing back there?

heheheheheheh

I do this to Si....

he pulled a knife on me tonight!!!!

(PS....YABU.....VERY....)

Mrs Weasley - my mum used to stand behind the bathroom door to scare me because she thought it was funny that my legs would turn to jelly and I'd fall down in a heap...

Probably picking the skin off his feet (his sickening bad habit). Once he starts, he can't stop. I found a mound of it in my DD's bedroom the other day (on the arm of the chair). I nearly threw up.

I remember me n my sister doing it if we went to the loo in the night... My sister didn't realise (until I took pity years later and told her) that the reason I didn't jump when she came back and yelled "BOO!!" was because we always had our bedroom curtains open and I could see her reflection as she was walking up

In fact, we need a thread on our DH's bad habits.

PMSL!!! at you all

make him wear a bell at all times from now on

bloody nerve of the man

A bell is a fine plan

Clearly grounds for divorce, or sending him out to buy you copious amounts of Green & Blacks.

YA sooo NBU. Selfish bastard. I'd 'ave his balls if I were you.

Leave him!

oh my - i just L O Feckin L and spat tea at the pc

pmsl!!! The drunk crowd have arrived!!!

my ex-bf once crept up on me when i didn't know he was in the house and grabbed me from behind for a "joke". Unfortunately this was in the early stages of our relationship and he didn't know i had been to self defence classes...cue one boyfriend collapsed and groaning on floor with stamped on foot, elbowed throat and kneed ahem, private parts. Ooops, couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Oh totally yanbu - i shout at dh all the time for this lol xx