Ok so I realise that this sounds unreasonable instantly.
But you don't understand.
This woman has hair like you see in american films when someone shows their yearbook photo.
It's a short mullet, long over the ears, with a kind of frosted highlighting that means it has no actual colour - they've picked non colour for the tint, over a kind of mouse, so the effect is not colour, but a kind of a texture. The texture of everything that was wrong and bad about the 80's.
When I see her hair I feel fear. And she wears her hair with stone washed jeans for casual, and a shiny grey skirt suit for work.
Does she not see? it's 2008 for shits sake!
And I realise that this makes me an unbearably bad person, but really, if you could see, you'd know. You'd feel it too, I know you would.