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To ask how old you think the child is who wrote this?

301 replies

Fluffylikeacoconut · 19/09/2024 21:55

I suspect I might get some snarky comments but I’m genuinely curious - people with more experience than me (which is zero) - what age would this be ‘typical’ of. Handwriting is joined and very good.

I am typing it exactly as it is written - spelling and punctuation.

The fire lit a spark - not only in my mind but in a foot deep pile of sharp kindling. It began its first meal, desperate for the first taste of fresh air. It ate and ate until it was sated.
You could feel the tension, taut in the air as the fire grew and grew. Below, the river looked up mesmirised as it slowly crossed beneath a bridge.
The fire danced on, waltzing with the twiggy fingers of the trees, the soft silky coccoons of leaves and the old, moldy, spiky kindling. Ash floated around me like little fairys and once again the fire opened its menacing jaws. As soon as the fire strocked a bright leaf dripping with sap, its thin flamey hands turned to a cold silver and then to stone black. The fire turned and tried to flee before it suddenly disintigreated.
Now the old forest is gone but the ecosystem begins again, I watch the very first bud blossoms bloom. I savour the moment and watch as the old forest rises again, new and beautiful.

OP posts:
seeminglyranch · 20/09/2024 18:29

Cleavagecleavagecleavage · 19/09/2024 22:03

I guessed bright 9 year old because it’s exactly the kind of thing my 9 year old would write. She is reading Pride and Prejudice at the moment, mind you.

Must be pretty boring for a 9 year old. Don’t skip children’s literature because she’s super bright as the themes are really far more interesting to a child her age than Austen! All that can wait at least a couple of years!

seeminglyranch · 20/09/2024 18:31

I was going to say 10/11. Good from an 8 year old, well done.

Trebol · 20/09/2024 18:42

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Cleavagecleavagecleavage · 20/09/2024 18:46

seeminglyranch · 20/09/2024 18:29

Must be pretty boring for a 9 year old. Don’t skip children’s literature because she’s super bright as the themes are really far more interesting to a child her age than Austen! All that can wait at least a couple of years!

She chose it from the bookcase herself and she loves it. She’s laughing along as she goes. She loves how gentle it is - nothing gory happens. She was doing a comparison with it and Jane Eyre last night (just in a chat with me, prompted by her questions) and talking about why the content is so different.She’s read many of the children’s classics already. I’m not worried about her missing anything.

Mrsgreen100 · 20/09/2024 18:53

My thought was , this is written by a child with a love of reading
keep up that , feed her books as and when her interest in one genre wanes jump into the next
schools miss that completely ime
well done to you or whomever got her into books!!!

Thulpelly · 20/09/2024 19:23

These posts always prompt absolutely delusional suggestions (my child could have wrote this at 7)

I would say a talented and creative 11-12 year old at the very least.

Thulpelly · 20/09/2024 19:25

P.s 8 is amazing, they’re very talented!

BooBooDoodle · 20/09/2024 19:42

My oldest DS would write like this at 9/10 and the youngest who is currently 9 has the most beautiful joined up handwriting and isn’t far behind. It helps that they have been lucky enough to have amazing teachers in junior school and love English lessons.

pollymere · 20/09/2024 19:48

I would say Y4, ideally. If they'd learnt some words in class it could be a Y2.

Mummydrama · 20/09/2024 19:56

12 or over maybe 11

LaDamaDeElche · 20/09/2024 22:02

Smineusername · 19/09/2024 22:35

I teach English to postgraduate level and these people saying that writing is typical of an 8-10 year old are so full of shit and flat out jealous. That is an extraordinary piece of writing. She is gifted.

I was just about to post something similar. MN is nuts 😂

eastegg · 20/09/2024 22:30

Fluffylikeacoconut · 19/09/2024 21:55

I suspect I might get some snarky comments but I’m genuinely curious - people with more experience than me (which is zero) - what age would this be ‘typical’ of. Handwriting is joined and very good.

I am typing it exactly as it is written - spelling and punctuation.

The fire lit a spark - not only in my mind but in a foot deep pile of sharp kindling. It began its first meal, desperate for the first taste of fresh air. It ate and ate until it was sated.
You could feel the tension, taut in the air as the fire grew and grew. Below, the river looked up mesmirised as it slowly crossed beneath a bridge.
The fire danced on, waltzing with the twiggy fingers of the trees, the soft silky coccoons of leaves and the old, moldy, spiky kindling. Ash floated around me like little fairys and once again the fire opened its menacing jaws. As soon as the fire strocked a bright leaf dripping with sap, its thin flamey hands turned to a cold silver and then to stone black. The fire turned and tried to flee before it suddenly disintigreated.
Now the old forest is gone but the ecosystem begins again, I watch the very first bud blossoms bloom. I savour the moment and watch as the old forest rises again, new and beautiful.

In the nicest way, this is a pointless question. Posters think ‘OP is showing off how advanced her child is, and is expecting us to say older than they are, so I will spite her, and perhaps show off how advanced my own children are, by saying a young age’.

Bingo, lots of posts saying 7 or 8 or other such bollocks.

I’m not saying for a moment that you actually are showing off, but that’s the psychology so you may as well not bother.

eastegg · 20/09/2024 22:35

I now see that, crazily, your child actually is 8 OP!!

Doesn’t change my opinion one bit. The people guessing that sort of age were trying to spite you and show off.

Well done your child. That is in no way typical of an 8 year old.

DingoWoodworm · 20/09/2024 22:43

Fluffylikeacoconut · 19/09/2024 21:55

I suspect I might get some snarky comments but I’m genuinely curious - people with more experience than me (which is zero) - what age would this be ‘typical’ of. Handwriting is joined and very good.

I am typing it exactly as it is written - spelling and punctuation.

The fire lit a spark - not only in my mind but in a foot deep pile of sharp kindling. It began its first meal, desperate for the first taste of fresh air. It ate and ate until it was sated.
You could feel the tension, taut in the air as the fire grew and grew. Below, the river looked up mesmirised as it slowly crossed beneath a bridge.
The fire danced on, waltzing with the twiggy fingers of the trees, the soft silky coccoons of leaves and the old, moldy, spiky kindling. Ash floated around me like little fairys and once again the fire opened its menacing jaws. As soon as the fire strocked a bright leaf dripping with sap, its thin flamey hands turned to a cold silver and then to stone black. The fire turned and tried to flee before it suddenly disintigreated.
Now the old forest is gone but the ecosystem begins again, I watch the very first bud blossoms bloom. I savour the moment and watch as the old forest rises again, new and beautiful.

8

biscuitandcake · 20/09/2024 22:58

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 19/09/2024 22:08

How long is a piece of string? Could be anything from about 8 to an adult. Some slightly odd choices of language if it's quite a young child, which would make me wonder if it involved some AI use. Advanced vocab but quite a few spelling errors.

I think it seems AIish because it is written by a child who has read a lot and is putting that into their writing. The only word I can think of is derivitave and that's wrong because it has negative connotations and I don't mean it in a negative way. But it's a very good piece of writing by a child who has learnt through reading etc what poetry is, what sounds poetic and how to conjure up emotions, smells, sounds etc on top of being taught techniques in school. It's an important stage before finding your own "voice". You learn by doing.

biscuitandcake · 20/09/2024 22:59

And it's veryvery good for an eight year old!

Saschka · 20/09/2024 23:05

Doesn’t change my opinion one bit. The people guessing that sort of age were trying to spite you and show off

Or we have kids that age ourselves, or are teachers, and recognise the structure is one that is pushed heavily in Y3/Y4 of primary school. Lots and lots of “extended noun phrases” and similes even when it interferes with the flow of the story/poem. No noun unaccompanied by an adjective or three.

OP’s daughter has an excellent vocabulary, and this is a very good piece of work. But it is recognisably the kind of exercise that is set in lower KS2.

Stainglasses · 20/09/2024 23:08

I was going to say could be year 5 or 6. But it’s good for those ages too. Well done the author!

bluebee17 · 20/09/2024 23:11

Its lovely you should be very proud ☺️

eastegg · 20/09/2024 23:43

TheCentreCannotHold · 20/09/2024 08:51

Coming back to read some of these responses and am literally shaking my head in disbelief. It's like a 'critique-off' where the goal seems to be to appear as un-wowed as possible.
Let me assure you that this is not common fare in most primary schools up and down the country, despite all the indications to the contrary on this thread.

Precisely. ‘Do you think this is an advanced thing for my child to be doing?’ has to be literally the most pointless question anyone ever asked on MN. And of course no one will ever admit to the ulterior motives at play in their answers.

Frozenberries · 21/09/2024 08:19

pollymere · 20/09/2024 19:48

I would say Y4, ideally. If they'd learnt some words in class it could be a Y2.

Year 4 yes but year 2?! Surely they'd have to be some very advanced 6 year olds to write that?

Neinneinnein · 21/09/2024 08:26

A child who is learning about descriptive language and still developing the ability to use it?
Mid primary school perhaps.

pollymere · 21/09/2024 10:01

Frozenberries · 21/09/2024 08:19

Year 4 yes but year 2?! Surely they'd have to be some very advanced 6 year olds to write that?

You'd be surprised at the writing some Y2s produce. It's often better than some GCSE candidates 😂. What's missing in this writing is flow and structure. It has some complex vocabulary but doesn't use a variety of punctuation or sentence forms.

MasterBeth · 21/09/2024 10:02

NonsuchCastle · 20/09/2024 17:52

I don't think you understand what "imagination" means.
I know you won't agree that you don't know what it means, so let's leave it.

No, you're right. Good response. I have no idea what imagination means. I wish I did but... no, it's beyond me.

doodlydooo · 21/09/2024 10:17

Wow OP, that is beautiful! Well done to your DC and well done to you too for raising a child with such fantastic vocab and creativity, very inspiring! 🤩