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Underground sex Bunker anyone?

78 replies

RosiePosiee · 04/09/2024 22:33

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/151998056

Yours for the small price of £15k complete with a framed photo of Hiroshima..

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KaleQueen · 05/09/2024 12:21

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 04/09/2024 23:30

That picture is not Hiroshima, that’s a French nuclear test at Mururoa Atoll in Polynesia.

Edited

Love this reply.

onfiree · 05/09/2024 12:24

Soooo to anyone in the know…is the price reasonable or too high/low for this?

Laughingravy · 05/09/2024 12:51

It's not so far from us and we even flirted (very briefly) with the idea of having a punt. But chances are it'll go for way more than the estimate and the buyers premium is a minimum £6000!!. Even if it goes for the guide price there's no way we'd be paying that totally piss taking premium on a £15K spend.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 05/09/2024 19:56

KaleQueen · 05/09/2024 12:21

Love this reply.

☺️

I am a proper stickler for accuracy when it comes to nuclear explosions !

Mumteedum · 05/09/2024 20:00

I almost sent this link to my exh but he would actually buy it and plan for Armageddon Confused

LoobyDoop2 · 05/09/2024 20:02

I watched a George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces the other day with one of these in. That one was very carefully restored to its original interior as a boy cave for the guy and his two sons, it was quite sweet. I think he paid £15k for it.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/09/2024 20:06

My DS would bloody LOVE this*
Compact , middle of nowhere and there is no way I could get down that ladder so I couldn't pester him witth visits .

*Not as a Sex Bunker though just to be clear Wink

Mischance · 05/09/2024 20:10

I am a bit disappointed at the absence of an ensuite.

BlueRidgeMountain · 05/09/2024 20:12

The sign says the hand anemometer hasn’t been calibrated since 1987… I’d be wanting at least £2000 off for getting that put right

LucyLocketLovesPollyPocket · 05/09/2024 20:12

Mirabai · 04/09/2024 23:17

The sex bunker would def work as an Airbnb experience.

I'm pretty sure I once watched something about 'sex pods' on air b&b....

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/09/2024 20:14

Mischance · 05/09/2024 20:10

I am a bit disappointed at the absence of an ensuite.

There's a boxed , unused chemical toilet ....does that convince you to bid ...? Wink

RosiePosiee · 05/09/2024 21:24

@brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sorry for getting the nuclear bomb photo wrong 😭 I love this so much though I'm trying to persuade my husband to put a bid in!

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Datgal · 05/09/2024 21:27

This is about 3 miles from me...
It's some farmer's field. Wonder how access works to it when you have to traipse through someone's land! 😆...

PermanentTemporary · 05/09/2024 21:27

I'd do almost anything rather than go anywhere near that. How completely bizarre.

UserID59272626 · 05/09/2024 21:30

I’m not particularly claustrophobic but jaysus that gave me the heebeejeebees!

UserID59272626 · 05/09/2024 21:30

Mischance · 05/09/2024 20:10

I am a bit disappointed at the absence of an ensuite.

Brilliant!

RosiePosiee · 05/09/2024 21:30

Datgal · 05/09/2024 21:27

This is about 3 miles from me...
It's some farmer's field. Wonder how access works to it when you have to traipse through someone's land! 😆...

Yeah that's what I said! What if the farmer was like no you can't access it.

Saying that I think I'd rather dance in the fall out than live in that 🤣

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CryptoFascist · 05/09/2024 21:35

I LOVE it.

catsnore · 05/09/2024 21:39

So glad the chemical toilet is unused 😂

Reluctantlymiddleaged · 05/09/2024 21:40

S'pose we might all be in need of similar in the not too distant future.......,..........

RosiePosiee · 05/09/2024 21:41

catsnore · 05/09/2024 21:39

So glad the chemical toilet is unused 😂

Imagine if you dropped it carrying it up the ladders 🤣

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ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 05/09/2024 21:58

BruceAndNosh · 05/09/2024 01:28

There's no loo and I don't fancy trying to carry a full chamber pot up that metal ladder

According to the Right Move info it comes with unused chemical toilet!

TheMarzipanDildo · 05/09/2024 22:06

I want it. I’d piss in a bush and wash in a river.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/09/2024 22:07

Are the gold curtains , gold candles and crushed velvet bedspread a Fixture'n'Fitting or just there to give you the "Lifestyle" ?

GhibliCat · 05/09/2024 22:08

Oh no. Reminds me of that bok, The Lovely bones. Nope nope nope