Ooh, can I play? I'm going to use the charity shop I used to volunteer in.
The volunteers are all thick little old ladies who have nothing better to do.
The demographic of our volunteers varied from 20 something mother to be, retired professionals both male and female, and I was a 30 something mother whose children were in early years primary school.
The volunteers are totally thick and cannot recognise expensive brand labels.
I did! There was a Hermes scarf going for £15 in our window! We didn't get many designer items, but on another recent trip to this charity shop, there were some brand new with stickers crockery being sold for £4 each, which was vastly reduced from their rrp, but a few pounds more than non branded ones they were selling.
The volunteers instantly recognise expensive brands and swoop on them immediately for themselves.
We're not allowed to. They have to be on the shop floor for at least half the day before we can buy them ourselves.
Volunteers get anything they want for free.
No. We have to buy them ourselves. When I first volunteered, we had a generous discount of 50%, but after the takeover, it was 25% off.
Designer goods are all overpriced even though the shop manager knows they will not be sold.
If anything, they were sold far too cheaply at the time.
Designer goods are underpriced and should be sold at the proper price to benefit the charity.
Ha! Can't have it both ways. Depending on who's pricing them, I find the pricing a bit all over the place.
The shop has had old tat donated.
Unfortunately, this is true, because some people think you should be grateful for just anything. We used to get so much stock however, that we had to sift through a lot of it, which wasn't always a pleasant job. Doesn't mean they end up on the shop floor though!
The shop is not grateful enough for your old tat even though they have to go through the bin bags and dispose of your unsaleable items that you couldn’t be bothered to take to the tip.
We were grateful alright, but see above.
Rates are cheap and magically the cost of electric water and paid staff are free.
I'm not privy to that information, but the shop manager was paid.
And of course (two shots for this one) in pride of place there is the tatty bobbled Primark jumper that someone saw priced at a gazillion pounds
Again, there is so much stuff, that we have to donate anything like that to the rag collectors. Labels vary, but we were good at discarding bobbly, stained, not fit for purpose stuff like that.