Oh I've another one for the customer service bingo card, I'm sure we ve all experienced.
This is kind of fun. It's good to laugh to take the pain away!
"The customer who wants something done on the phone, but can't remember a single detail about their account. Not one detail."
Eg a lady will ring in.
"I've a question about my account".
Me "sure I can help you with that. Do you know your account number?'
Customer " oh god no. Where would that be".
Me: "on a bill from us. Or on an email from us. "
Customer rustling around "oh god I don't know where my last bill is. JAMES where s the last bill? Aghh. Can you not just log me in with my first name?"
Me "sorry I need the account number I'm afraid"
Customer eventually finds account number.
Me: thank you. Now it's asking for three random digits of your password.
Customer: "my password? Is that the number on the top of the bill? It's 10010
Me: "no its a password, that you chose yourself, when you set up your account"
"Customer " "I never chose a password"
Me "it shows on the system that you did choose a password'.
Customer "ah god I wouldn't remember that now, wait a minute now till I see if I wrote it down anywhere",
goes off rustling around old notebooks for 15 more minutes