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Does anyone actually like the city centre 'beaches'?

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pinotnow · 17/08/2024 17:56

Surely they are even worse than the Christmas markets/Winter Wonderland horrors that every town 'boasts' these days?

I went past ours on the tram the other day and got hideous flashbacks to the few times I took my dc to sit on a tiny patch of sand being accosted by them to go on endless rides and purchase overpriced snacks, occasionally venturing into a tiny paddling pool. No space and absolutely nothing like the experience of going to an actual beach or even a proper lido.

Our city has a very nice square with a lovely water feature that kids can run around in and splash about which is much better than the bloody 'beach' but is out of action for the whole summer due to it. It also has loads of benches and walls to sit on and I used to like taking the dc, treating them to a Greggs and a treat drink and just sitting there while they splashed around. Mine are too old anyway now but it still annoys me that there's actually only a few weeks in the year when you can do that before the whole space gets taken over.

I get that there is a drive to get more people into city centres but is anyone actually drawn to these things? Surely there is a better way to use the space.

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toomanydicksonthedancefloor1 · 17/08/2024 21:22

Absolutely hate them but the kids love them. Sheffield one is crap. But I hate loud busy places aimed at kids. Give me a nice bike ride or day at the actual beach please instead. Have been roped in to taking the kids to the one at Meadowhall tomorrow, anyone been to that one this year? Cheeky sods even charge you to get in to the Meadowhall one. Can someone reassure me it's not as bad as Sheffield? I'll be doing my absolute best to not get dragged into Meadowhall too, bloody well hate the place. I'm sorry I'm a grinch!

BendingSpoons · 17/08/2024 21:29

I love the (real) beach because I like the water. U like to look at the water and I like to paddle in the water. I prefer sandy beaches because they are more comfortable to sit and walk on but I don't particularly like actual sand, as it gets everywhere. I really dislike the fake beaches that have all the annoyance of sand and none of the benefits of the water!

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:29

YANBU they are tacky as all hell. And I don't think anywhere in the UK is 3-4 hours drive from a beach. With the possible exception of remote areas of Scotland.

purpleme12 · 17/08/2024 21:30

Do you mean Seaside in the City?
Yes we go every year.
Obviously it's nothing like the actual beach. It's a play in a sandpit for them with some extra bits on.
We like it

Makingchocolatecake · 17/08/2024 21:33

There is one in a nature reserve-type park near my house which is literally a couple of bags of sand poured on the grass. I haven't been because the photos look terrible. The same place has a permanent playpark which is entirely sand and much more like a beach so I think it's just to get people to visit the funfair there.

oustedbymymate · 17/08/2024 21:40

I think we're from the same northern city of steel and yes I agree whole heartedly

quickturtle · 17/08/2024 21:42

They are great for kids who may never see the beach.

quickturtle · 17/08/2024 21:43

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:29

YANBU they are tacky as all hell. And I don't think anywhere in the UK is 3-4 hours drive from a beach. With the possible exception of remote areas of Scotland.

Not everyone can drive

Boopbeepbeepboop · 17/08/2024 21:45

NewName24 · 17/08/2024 20:38

@Boopbeepbeepboop , The Thread title is "does-anyone-actually-like-the-city-centre-beaches?"

I am saying yes, I love them, Thousands of families love them.
My experience (and this is more than one city beach) is nothing like that. My experience is they are an opportunity for parents / Grandparents to give their children chance to play on a beach when they otherwise might never get the opportunity. But also, for all those families who might normally go to the seaside for a while, it is something to do for a couple of hours, for FREE during the school holidays. Which family doesn't benefit from that ?

I took my dc to sit on a tiny patch of sand

Ours certainly isn't 'tiny'

being accosted by them to go on endless rides

Ours doesn't have rides, or a fun fair there, but, just like when you go to the seaside, parents can say no.

and purchase overpriced snacks

Ours doesn't have over priced snacks. But if I were going, I'd probably take a picnic if it were a nice enough day to be going for a few hours.

occasionally venturing into a tiny paddling pool.

That's a nice bonus. Ours doesn't have a paddling pool

No space and absolutely nothing like the experience of going to an actual beach
Again, ours can get busy later in the day on a hot, sunny day, but that, to me, shows just how popular they are, and just what a lovely opportunity they provide for so many families. But I've seen many a beach where families are on top of one another, so it would be quite like those beaches.

Seeing as I say in my first comment that I'd never heard of one before, my comment clearly relates to the OPs remarks exclusively so you might just want to back down a bit, you come across extremely defensive. For no reason.

StarryDance · 17/08/2024 21:46

I think they are a lovely idea. But then I live hours from a real beach and don't sneer at the people who enjoy the inner city 'beaches'

neilyoungismyhero · 17/08/2024 21:48

We live in the W Midlands with no beaches within a reasonable distance if you don't drive. I work in the town centre and the youngsters seem to adore the 'beach days'. It's all about the children and if they are enjoying a few days of sand and sun let them crack on.

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:48

It would be better to get the bus or train to an outdoor swimming pool or country park with a lake or river.

StarryDance · 17/08/2024 21:49

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:29

YANBU they are tacky as all hell. And I don't think anywhere in the UK is 3-4 hours drive from a beach. With the possible exception of remote areas of Scotland.

And you live in such a bubble you can't think of any reasons why some people can't afford to travel for 3 hours for a real beach? So have to make do with a 'tacky' fake beach.

Mum2jenny · 17/08/2024 21:49

Many ppl near me love the city beaches. I’m wondering OP which area you are in? The one near me is prettt good.

quickturtle · 17/08/2024 21:50

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:48

It would be better to get the bus or train to an outdoor swimming pool or country park with a lake or river.

It isn't an either or. Not everyone is able to do that. It's not meant to be the actual seaside but what's wrong with having somewhere in cities for those that want to play pretend beaches

StarryDance · 17/08/2024 21:51

They sometimes have one in our city centre with deck chairs and buckets and spades and it seems well used.

Bellamari · 17/08/2024 21:51

If I’m out shopping that sort of thing is a nice distraction for the kids for an hour. I might not want to go to the beach for the day. I don’t go to town specifically for the mini beach, but if we’re there anyway it’s something for the kids to do.

FountainsOfPens · 17/08/2024 21:54

Did they still do that in Nottingham? They were doing it 25 years ago when I was at uni there - presumably popular if it's been going 25 years?

Bouliegirl · 17/08/2024 21:57

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I didn’t think the OP was considering herself superior. She said that she and her kids would have a Greggs

StMarieforme · 17/08/2024 22:20

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I think I live in the same city as OP and they had a beach there at least 28/29 years ago as my son was photographed on it by the local paper!
I think they're great for giving city based folk who don't have transport something to enjoy tbh. 😊

Toddlerteaplease · 17/08/2024 22:26

Awful. The square, when there is nothing on is lovely on a sunny day. Loads of people sitting eating their lunch/ drinking takeaway coffee. Etc. same with when they have the wheel. When there was a genuine German Christmas market, it was fantastic. Now it's just the same tat every year.

Toddlerteaplease · 17/08/2024 22:28

MasterBeth · 17/08/2024 18:10

If you mean Nottingham, OP, the fountain's been out of action for years and there's no money to fix it.

I thought she meant Nottingham, then thiuhht, but there no fountain. It's been out of action so long I'd forgotten it existed! Loved seeing people playing in it. Not sure about them swimming in it though.

Nadeed · 17/08/2024 22:28

worcesterpear · 17/08/2024 21:48

It would be better to get the bus or train to an outdoor swimming pool or country park with a lake or river.

I live 2 hours away from a public outdoor swimming pool. Our lakes are not clean.

Pastafortea · 17/08/2024 22:31

My dc used to love the one in my area when they were small! We would take a picnic and sit on the sand, then they would queue up for the pool and go on a few rides. One year they had their hair braided. It’s great if you don’t get to go on a ‘proper’ holiday.

pinotnow · 17/08/2024 22:33

I might as well say it is Nottingham but I have definitely lived here for no longer than 21 years as I moved here with ex so I know when I did that. When I first moved here the square was different and had different levels and wasn't the same open space as it is now - or is when it hasn't got a beach/Xmas market on it taking up all the room! Don't see how it could have have had a beach on it before the revamp due to the different levels but if people have photos then I'll have to stand corrected. Anyway, regardless of when it first appeared, it was, and is, shit, imo.

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