There are so few v neck dresses - why??

[NorthernGirlie]

I'm on a desperate hunt for a dress for a hen do this weekend (I've left it too late!)

Everything is bloody high / round neck... which make my massive boobs look like smuggled cushions!

If you're short and dumpy - where are you buying your v neck dresses from please?

Dolly and Dotty do a great variety on the V neck dress - as a dumpy short arse I find their dresses quite flattering. The fake cross over dresses in particular.

I thought Nobody's child do the classic high round neck or gathered round neck and straight silhouette? Or am I confusing it with Ghost?

Either way as a 34GG/36FF I agree OP that round necks are very unflattering for those of us with big boobs. I made the mistake of buying a Hobbs round neck number a few months ago. My breasts looked like cannonballs. I knew it was a huge mistake when the postman gave me an appreciative looksy. Yuck. I hope the trend dies a death soon.

I find wrap dresses are a sure way to beat round neck, although tricky too sometimes.

Bit late now but I have a couple from muthahood.

V necks are definitely most flattering for the traditionally built woman.

I live in dresses, don't own a pair of trousers, and I do love a V-neck. I get all my dresses from Carolina Dress Room. Their tea dresses and full circle Peggy dresses are mostly v-neck and I find them extremely flattering and comfortable, though most of the prints may be a bit wacky for many people, but that's why I love them! They are generally zip-free, multi-size dresses which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea, but their dresses actually do a great job of fitting the range of sizes promised on the label. I'm very short and a size 8, I buy their dresses in a size small 1 and they fit like a glove, also, they have some stretch in them which is great as I'm pregnant and am finding I can still wear these dresses and they accommodate my growing bump beautifully! I find the skirt lengths fine too. Only online but worth checking out.

There's nothing innately awful about a bit of cleavage.

My boobs look far LESS booby in a v neck. In a high neck they look like Hadrian's Wall.

Hadrians Wall 🤣

It's the tiers and/or massive flounce on the end of so many dresses that I can't stand. Many a time I will spot a lovely print, great colour or fabric only to see that on closer inspection it is a befrilled monstrosity.

Have a look at Finery.