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People living in the countryside moaning about rural life

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SuePreemly · 27/05/2024 16:00

I live in a village. New housing estates have gone in recently. Since then we've had complaints on the local FB page about:

Horse poo on roads
Crow scarers in the field being loud
Slurry smells
Dust during combine season

What on earth do people who move into a rural village surrounded by fields expect?

They're always on about having "consideration for others" on their posts, whilst showing none to the place and people whose work involves it 🥴

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RishiFinallyDidTheRightThing · 29/05/2024 15:01

CammoMammo · 29/05/2024 09:23

‘Everyone’ is not going vegan. 2.5 million of the population are vegan. For perspective, 8 million UK adults are illiterate. Doesn’t mean we are all going to be illiterate.

Interesting statistics. I'd love to see the Venn diagram.

midgetastic · 29/05/2024 15:06

You will breathe in atoms from decayed spiders and shakeperes last breath all the time

Xenia · 29/05/2024 15:12

I am not vegan (and squash insects in the house every single day) but that is a bit of a side issue on the thread. My son moved to the countryside (Oxfordshire) and loves it and would never dream of complaining about those essential elements of it. In fact even here in outer London on our road horses go by every day and their mess is just part of life (my mother used to rush out to collect it for the compost heap when I was a little girl when a few carts with horses in the 1960s were still active even in towns - she had an allotment and compost at home too).

We have 18m more people in the UK than when I was born - about 18m too many for my liking and no sign of 20m leaving (my ideal) so we will probably have to get used to having more people around.

OutOfTheHouse · 29/05/2024 15:13

marie3e · 28/05/2024 23:59

I just can't get over how gross it is. How can people be ok with it ?

You have to be taking the piss here? Surely. There can’t be someone who would really sooner than their food was grown using chemical fertiliser?

OutOfTheHouse · 29/05/2024 15:17

marie3e · 29/05/2024 10:00

I can see no one is going to agree with me, I feel like an alien sometimes

No one is going to agree with you because you are fundamentally wrong. I could post protesting that the moon is made of green cheese and no one would agree.

Best make sure you never buy any organic vegetables then.

RishiFinallyDidTheRightThing · 29/05/2024 15:18

Willmafrockfit · 28/05/2024 08:20

i heard someone moan about the horse poo, how they should clear it up

some person complained about the dark, on facebook, but he was soon put right.
i complained on facebook about the bird scarers shooting which makes my dog too scared to walk in the nearby woods, but i had a load of unnecessary flak

It is totally unreasonable to expect farmers to amend their working practices for the benefit of your dog (which is presumably not even a working dog).

stars345 · 29/05/2024 15:37

TheTartfulLodger · 27/05/2024 17:37

Put on the gate of a local stable after a townie moved in next door then started complaining about noise and smells...🤣

I'm literally putting that noise on my speakers to sleep at night (minus the animal shagging bit) so I'll have that house! 🤣

Rottweilermummy · 29/05/2024 17:48

I live in rural area too I love the sound of the church bells etc etc, OK I'm not a lover of slurry smell and will have a moan to husband now and again But that's the only person. I know it's part of rural life , Farmers all do an amazing job and its not easy, I never get fed up being stuck while animals being moved from one field to another, even enjoying the antics of some of them, all appear to have their own characters.
Wish newbies would appreciate how lucky they are. If they don't want that life than don't move to the country. Ones that complain about church bells or cows getting close to them should be shot lol 🤣

Jumpers4goalposts · 29/05/2024 18:10

marie3e · 29/05/2024 10:00

I can see no one is going to agree with me, I feel like an alien sometimes

I just don’t understand how you can be vegan with vegan beliefs and agree with spraying crops chemically the concepts just do not co-exist.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 29/05/2024 18:14

Jumpers4goalposts · 29/05/2024 18:10

I just don’t understand how you can be vegan with vegan beliefs and agree with spraying crops chemically the concepts just do not co-exist.

I don’t understand, they fit perfectly well together. Use a synthetic product, not one derived from keeping animals.

Jumpers4goalposts · 29/05/2024 18:21

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 29/05/2024 18:14

I don’t understand, they fit perfectly well together. Use a synthetic product, not one derived from keeping animals.

Because of the damage that the chemicals cause to the environment, because of the death of insects because of the use of a chemical fertiliser.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 29/05/2024 18:45

Sure, but vegans will wear plastic shoes, made from crude oil instead of leather shoes to avoid using animals.

Meadowfinch · 29/05/2024 18:47

marie3e · 29/05/2024 10:00

I can see no one is going to agree with me, I feel like an alien sometimes

Not an alien, 😀just completely ignorant about how the natural world works.

Everything is reused, including slurry, whether spread by a tractor or left by grazing animals. Basically, nature runs on muck. And no it won't be phased out in favour of chemicals. Our farm is going the other way, using even more slurry to generate power, before being spread.

RandomButtons · 29/05/2024 18:57

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 29/05/2024 18:14

I don’t understand, they fit perfectly well together. Use a synthetic product, not one derived from keeping animals.

You’re happy to increase open cast mining destroying habits for multitude of wildlife and kill aquatic life with fertiliser run off though.

Absolute nonsensical thinking.

Fimofriend · 29/05/2024 19:30

@CammoMammo You are right it was 2 kilometres. I just checked the map.

krustykittens · 29/05/2024 19:36

I have an equestrian small holding and we have given up on chemical fertilisers. We don't even poo pick any more, we rest and rotate, as leaving our fields dirty attracts dung beetles, who break down the poo for us and aerate our soil. While the dung beetles are doing their job, the field is full of birds picking through the poo, shitting liberally (bird poo is the best fertiliser). Once the dung beetles are finished, what is left is harrowed in to create top soil on my sandy, rocky field. Chemical fertilisers kill the entire ecosystem of a field while giving fewer and fewer yields every year. Poo is life and more and more people are returning to organic farming and land management. No one is suddenly going to have an epiphany and find this disgusting.

Maestoso · 29/05/2024 19:41

Einwegflasche · 27/05/2024 19:48

Our main street is a road and pavement 'all in one' for part of it, so yes, especially at certain times of year.

Since vehicles are not allowed on pavements I think you mean there is no pavement and so you have to walk on the road, common in small old villages. Horse shit is big, easily spotted and easy to avoid if you feel you have to. If it's been squished flat and dried a bit, it won't stick anyway.

Einwegflasche · 30/05/2024 06:32

Maestoso · 29/05/2024 19:41

Since vehicles are not allowed on pavements I think you mean there is no pavement and so you have to walk on the road, common in small old villages. Horse shit is big, easily spotted and easy to avoid if you feel you have to. If it's been squished flat and dried a bit, it won't stick anyway.

Without outing exactly where I live, every single person who lives here thinks of it as 'road and pavement' in one'. Don't tell me what I mean.

Maestoso · 30/05/2024 06:37

Einwegflasche · 30/05/2024 06:32

Without outing exactly where I live, every single person who lives here thinks of it as 'road and pavement' in one'. Don't tell me what I mean.

Great that you live somewhere you can drive cars on the path. I think horse shit is the least of your worries.

LakieLady · 30/05/2024 06:46

countrygirl99 · 29/05/2024 08:26

Yep. Ideal fertiliser. Although my son has been working on an international project on the best ways to collect human urine and utilise it for fertiliser. Everyone pees out enough nitrogen to grow wheat for a loaf of bread every week (or day I can't remember now). I have "donated" to the project.

My late father used to piss on the compost heap from time to time, because he reckoned it helped to improve the compost.

Maybe he wasn't so wrong...

countrygirl99 · 30/05/2024 07:17

@LakieLady great for compost

Einwegflasche · 30/05/2024 07:31

Maestoso · 30/05/2024 06:37

Great that you live somewhere you can drive cars on the path. I think horse shit is the least of your worries.

I didn't say it was a path.
Please stop pushing this because I would rather not reveal exactly where I live.

midgetastic · 30/05/2024 07:52

Would that be a shared route , sometimes called a green lane or just a track ?

Common in a lot of places

One on our standard walk around town ( although we are a rural town )

EliflurtleAndTheInfiniteMadness · 30/05/2024 08:40

marie3e · 28/05/2024 19:51

Yes it's completely gross, and chemicals can be used instead

🤣

MobilityCat · 30/05/2024 09:07

marie3e · 29/05/2024 11:15

@RandomButtons We cannot do that, think about what you are saying. Have you ever heard about this theory where for example you catch a spider in a glass, then the glass forever has remnants of spider in it

You need to look at this differently to understand what it means. After the spider leaves the glass, it’s free from physical confinement. However, the spider may still behave or think as if it were still inside the glass. This means that the spider’s past experience in the glass continues to influence its actions and perceptions even after it has left.
This can be likened to how past experiences, especially traumatic or significant ones, continue to affect a person’s behaviour and thought processes long after the situation has changed. The spider has physically left the glass, but the mental and emotional imprint of that experience remains.