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'farming' garden snails- weird or not?

121 replies

BobbyBiscuits · 15/05/2024 20:31

I've been 'farming' garden snails for eating for several years, but what do people think about this? Most of my immediate family think it's both cruel and gross. Others think they taste lovely, and don't see an issue.

I have a patio garden that gets infested with the wee feckers. They ate my new plant to a stick before in a day. Did beer traps etc but no avail.

I researched a great deal and found a method to use them to eat, and proceeded to do so.

Basically, I catch them, put about 12 in a big outdoor container with breathing holes, and put a carrot in to feed them. I clean their area out each day and then when it's time to eat them I withdraw the carrot till they make no stools. Then I can prepare them for cooking humanely by putting them to sleep first in the fridge.
I think it's a great way to get rid of garden pests and get protein.

Then I make lovely escargots.

Apart from the fact I already eat cows and other animals but not very often, aibu for doing this?

OP posts:
Majorpom · 15/05/2024 20:56

How long do they have to go without carrot before they stop producing stools?
I feel a bit sorry for them having a nice carrot and then starving!

Willmafrockfit · 15/05/2024 20:56

garden snails? Shock

SnoqualmieRiver · 15/05/2024 20:56

No thank you.

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Soubriquet · 15/05/2024 20:56

KentInAutumn · 15/05/2024 20:50

But just why. In a world where you can eat so many other delicious foods that you dont need to personally feed/remove the parasites/kill, why?!

Anyway, yes, it’s weird OP 🤣 sorry. But you MUST know that already.

Some people like escargot. I don’t..but if they wanna do it they can.

Years ago, my grandads neighbour asked me about where they could buy some rabbits. Not pet rabbits, but rabbits they could breed to eat. Again, not my thing but power to them.

My personal philosophy is, you can eat whatever animal(what’s legal obviously) you want as long as it is reared and killed humanely. I might not like it but I will fight for your right to do it.

BobbyBiscuits · 15/05/2024 20:58

Haha, even starving rats don't like slugs! They have no protection other than their foul flavour.
(Don't worry I don't eat slugs, or any other garden critters!)

OP posts:
NeverDropYourMooncup · 15/05/2024 20:58

Hemiola · 15/05/2024 20:50

Not weird. My grandmother did it back in the 30s and 40s. Friends of ours also did it, same method as you. Makes total sense. The Romans introduced the banded snails - for eating? Not sure, but perhaps more tasty?

Also extremely protected. It's an offence to collect, sell or kill them.

I know of a location of a large population of Roman Snails. It's been deliberately camouflaged by the local wildlife trust because the one time they mentioned having a population in another location, the place was destroyed by the following Tuesday - they didn't just take every single snail, they pushed over an ancient drystone wall and churned through rare orchids with their 4x4, leaving livestock gates open (with the inevitable results for the animals).

SnoqualmieRiver · 15/05/2024 21:01

Won't someone think about Brian from Magic Roundabout? 😢

DuesToTheDirt · 15/05/2024 21:02

No, no, no. I had escargot years ago in France, and was getting on OK with them till I thought, "These are just slugs with shells..." and that was the end of that.

BobbyBiscuits · 15/05/2024 21:02

@Majorpom I know, that's the bit where I feel sad. It's usually the same number of days they've had it for. Once stools are absent you shouldn't leave them more than another day.
So you can do it in 3 days or 5 weeks, but it's same time feeding v purging. Snails can live to about 5 years or more apparently. Not on my watch. Lol.

OP posts:
Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 15/05/2024 21:03

🤮

dandelionseverywhere · 15/05/2024 21:04

We have Roman snails in our garden. I took one off my shrub just yesterday. I didn't know they were protected. I didn't kill it, just sent it on its way.

We have hundreds of the other kind, but I'm not bloody eating them.

dandelionseverywhere · 15/05/2024 21:07

No I'm getting muddled up, we have banded snails not Roman snails. I thought the banded ones were Roman ones.

SnoqualmieRiver · 15/05/2024 21:09

It's all too much for me.

Imagine being taken away from your loved one and imprisoned in a bucket and fed carrot and then shoved in a freezer and then boiled?

Your loved one waiting in the cabbage patch hoping for your safe return. 🥲

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ThursdayTomorrow · 15/05/2024 21:10

Do they have much goodness in them? Vitamins, protein etc?

Nellieinthebarn · 15/05/2024 21:12

Well done OP, I think its very enterprising and self sufficient of you. Its pretty much the same as eating mussels or oysters I suppose.

whoputallofthatthere · 15/05/2024 21:14

I know it's comforting to think of "putting them to sleep", but a fridge is really not a humane place for a live animal to be.

Soubriquet · 15/05/2024 21:15

whoputallofthatthere · 15/05/2024 21:14

I know it's comforting to think of "putting them to sleep", but a fridge is really not a humane place for a live animal to be.

When I was in animal collage, if one of the rodents unexpectedly gave birth to a litter, the babies were popped into the fridge and then fed to the snakes

MyBrownEyedHandsomeBoy · 15/05/2024 21:23

How many syns would garden snails be? Can only find Lidl ones on the SW app

GoodVibesHere · 15/05/2024 21:24

How can the bit where you starve them be humane in any way whatsoever?

Do you have a family OP? Do you make it a family meal? I can't see many DC choosing to eat snails.

Personally I think this thread is a wind up. Nobody would do this in reality.

takemeawayagain · 15/05/2024 21:25

I had escargots in the South of France but there was so little to them and they were so much like eating snot that I just couldn't imagine farming them.

XenoBitch · 15/05/2024 21:25

GoodVibesHere · 15/05/2024 21:24

How can the bit where you starve them be humane in any way whatsoever?

Do you have a family OP? Do you make it a family meal? I can't see many DC choosing to eat snails.

Personally I think this thread is a wind up. Nobody would do this in reality.

Chickens are starved before slaughter. I am not sure about other animals, but it is probably the same.

LaurieFairyCake · 15/05/2024 21:27

It's absolutely fine and a good use of them

I hope they are killed humanely, that is all

I like snails 🐌 (not slugs)

soundsys · 15/05/2024 21:27

I actually think this is brilliant and I hope this isn't a wind up. Cheap, sustainable, hyper-local , what's not to like?! 😁

(We're veggie so not going to try it myself - as the children consider our garden snails as friends if not quite pets - but good for you OP)

GoodVibesHere · 15/05/2024 21:29

XenoBitch · 15/05/2024 21:25

Chickens are starved before slaughter. I am not sure about other animals, but it is probably the same.

Oh OK I did not know that. That's pretty horrendous. I couldn't watch them starve with my own eyes. Or 'purging' as the OP calls it.

Whisperingsummerishere · 15/05/2024 21:29

I can actually taste bile....

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