To think this doesn’t count for work policy?

[MelMar1]

Work sickness policy is obviously don’t attend with diarrhea etc. I was in the bathroom 5 times today but nothing severe to make me think it’s diarrhea without going into detail. I don’t feel unwell either. The ahem stool has a fishy odour and is frothy and greasy-sorry TMI. This is making me think what if it is an infection and I should stay off but the fact I feel well surely means I’m fine to go to work. Help AIBU to go in?

Do you work with food prep or retail? Or with vulnerable people? If so I'd stay away - other roles, particularly if it's improved by tomorrow. I'd go in - and maybe even mimic Boris Johnson singing Happy Birthday while I washed my hands.

Hope you feel better soon.

Having just googled, I'd collect a sample and try to get the GPs 😂 to test it 😂 😂

So yeah, you might need a morning or afternoon off work to take it in. Assuming you can get through 😂 😂 😂 to tell them the issue and they agree to test it 😂 😂 😂 😂

Good luck with all that though. You might have more chance of sorting it by drinking aloe vera juice, going for a colonic, and drinking green tea.